Brendan Conley

i like real estate

[Brendan Conley @BrendanConley98]

The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The blatant corruption is just staggering.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The President of the United States is promoting his own crypto coin at a UFC fight being held in front of the White House. That is a real sentence. What are we doing.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’d rather my tax dollars go to feeding children and universal healthcare than war and whatever this bullshit is.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

The timeline of Dan Bongino:

1. Start a grifting podcast threatening to expose people.
2. Join the FBI where you could make it a reality if there were actually people to expose.
3. Expose zero people.
4. Quit the FBI.
5. Go back to podcasting and threatening to expose people.

The fate of democracy rests on the shoulders of the people who continue to fall for these snake oil salesmen.

Please stop.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He’s such a fucking horrible person. And he’s humanly incapable of caring about anyone but himself. And he’s the biggest crybaby in all of human history.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“you can't let a bunch of lunatics have a nuclear weapon,” — lunatic with nuclear weapons lecturing kids for some reason.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The president of the United States posting from an official government account an image of the chair of the Federal Reserve being thrown in the trash.

There are no words or precedents for this.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Remember folks, Democrats must possess PhD level knowledge of public policy and have think tank quality campaign platforms while Trump couldn't care less about two programs that <checks notes> make up a quarter of our budget and cover 140 million people & it's crickets.🙄

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

This should fucking terrify everyone.

[Robert E Kelly @Robert_E_Kelly]

20 years from now, no one will admit to having supported this, and our kids will be amazed we let these people govern the country - twice

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump is threatening NATO with consequences if they don’t join a war that none of them had a say in and that Trump now can’t figure out how to get out of.

Dumbest possible timeline.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Yes, yes, you had no choice, something something. Or maybe Trump has always been a test of basic judgment and character and millions of people have failed it because they were obsessed with their own resentful grievances.

[Nick Bryant @NickBryantNY]

America launched its biggest war in the Middle East in 20 years, evidently, on the advice of two real estate guys and a former Fox News host……

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?

Trump on the girls’ school in Minab:

“The Tomahawk missile that destroyed it could have been anyone’s. A Tomahawk is very generic.”

Facts:
Tomahawk missiles are manufactured by RTX in Phoenix, Arizona.

The US sells them to exactly four countries: the UK, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands.

None of them are at war with Iran.

The White House already confirmed behind closed doors to Congress that the US targeted the area.
CNN confirmed US responsibility.

165 girls aged 7-12 are dead.

And the President of the United States just told the American people a Tomahawk missile is “very generic.”

This is not a mistake. This is not confusion.

This is a lie. On camera. About dead children.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

What a time to be alive. To be governed by pure idiocy, just the dumbest people alive - but in charge.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

get a load of Nicole Malliotakis as Al Green's "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign is ripped down by House Republicans

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)

[Brendan Conley @BrendanConley98]

@atrupar Doesn’t describe healthcare policy, economic policy, foreign policy, or any other policy in any level of detail beyond “people are saying” but he goes into deep graphic detail on how a woman was murdered. Insanity