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[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Apparently making a joke about Paris Hilton's perfume is considered "hate speech" that gets you suspended from Twitter.

[BlacKkKlansman @BlacKkKlansman]

A Spike Lee joint. From producer @JordanPeele. Based on some fo’ real, fo’ real truth. #BlacKkKlansman 08.10.18.

[Amy B Wang @amybwang]

It’s been exactly a year, to the day, since another sinkhole formed in front of Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/dAJxLkteJu https://t.co/SlH5CwpFy2

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Every article I read has typos.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

@theconradical What is that?

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

I'm more comfortable onstage than I am in social settings.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

This is a good premise https://t.co/2jPZvaUi57

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

@JuddApatow @duncantrussell @johnnypemberton @WME @JKCorden @jimmyfallon @bigbangtheory @amyschumer @Sethrogen @JonahHill https://t.co/C3Pd7QlXk3

[Coca-Cola @CocaCola]

Tag someone who’s been there for you all year long. #ShareACoke

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Me too! Congrats! https://t.co/E4GLnPGsxJ

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

I was happy to introduce you to him! He's a good friend of mine! https://t.co/T2xs7vfFns https://t.co/T2xs7vfFns

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Last night @justinbieber, calmly sitting in a spa cold dip, complimented my beard.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

@johnnypemberton @duncantrussell Zanies Nashville, Zanies Chicago, or Zanies Rosemont? Oops I already headlined all three!

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

@johnnypemberton @duncantrussell First to follow my lead, yes. First time an opener followed a headliner lol!

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

DUMP TRUMP!

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

This 👇 https://t.co/QoUdrBKt9T

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

All men need to do better. Some men just need to do more better than others. But all men can do better. We can stop encouraging bullshit. We can stop "laughing" at "jokes" we suspect are admissions of guilt. We can start snitchin. We can respect boundaries. We can believe women.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Lol https://t.co/DbMqP0yktT

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

I jacked Fluffy’s phone and going live .... It’s Alfred Robles shhhhh https://t.co/BQExoMkzOC

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

This 👇 https://t.co/uGKNap70yr

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

@drofnoise @Brendon_Comedy @brendonwalsh @johnnypemberton I’m against bad things. Period.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Sexual harassment in any form is unacceptable! I don't know where @johnnypemberton or @duncantrussell stand on this issue though.

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

Pour milk on your face and eyes. Trust me, it works! https://t.co/Iq88kzVmxu

[Baked Amanda @theconradical]

i just got fucken pepper sprayed!!!!

[Brendon Comedy @Brendon_Comedy]

MAKE GUNS ILLEGAL NOW! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! @duncantrussell @johnnypemberton your silence on this issue is deafening (watch & learn. Headliner)