Brent Dearman

[Duck Dynasty @DuckDynastyAE]

Devoted to #DuckDynasty? RT for a chance to waddle away with Season 2 on DVD #spon by @LGHomeEnt #DuckDevotion http://t.co/mKPS10kbVi

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#duck

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If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, what the heck is in a can of Raid?

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Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

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Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

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When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss.

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I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they are like: "Hey what are you doing here?"..I'm like, "Oh you know, hunting elephants." RT

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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: "Disneyland Left", So they started crying and headed home...

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Row, row, row your boat gently off a cliff.

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Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

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My favorite text message: I'll be there in 5 minutes. if not, read this again.

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Chuck Norris' periodic table only contains the element of surprise.

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Tonight Mayans would be preparing for the new year celebrations, not the end of the World, if they would exist today.

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"@AntlJokeSheldon: BAZZINGA!" @CalebEubanks99