Wayne Bretsky

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

So don’t you lock up something
That you wanted to see fly

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

That Hello Fresh post is one of the wildest things I’ve seen

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Into the basement door intrudes,
A fretful frown that spoils the mood

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Dawg, what???

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

FOREIGN-BORN WORKERS ACCOUNTED FOR ABOUT 90% OF NEW U.S. JOBS CREATED SINCE COVID, ACCORDING TO BLS DATA

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Man who has played baseball his entire life finds out just tonight that you can’t fake a throw to first from the rubber

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@DeanTTraining I pay $23 at Genesis and $25 at planet fitness. Two gyms for under $50

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

I’m sorry, what?

[Courier Journal @courierjournal]

Allen Ferrell, 26, ate the nuggets on Tuesday, May 19 while riding the Millennium Force roller coaster at Cedar Point in northern Ohio. https://t.co/xAaTbm0huK

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@FlueyKung There are several Krogers in the west end that have limitless healthy food in them should one choose to purchase it.

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

The time is near, the missions clear, it’s later than we think 🐠

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@80s_Kidz You have a nice body, Mr. Hardwick.

Thank you, Roberta. So do you.

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Is it gay to play putt putt golf with your friend, and watch his little butt butt when he tees off?

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@smarkreilly Nashvilles growth vs Louisville’s the last 25 years is staggering. We are nearly the same. Can’t get businesses to come. In fact, they leave. How would you fix Louisville?

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@ajzell2 @world_tourists_ Damn how did you know??!! Nice work!

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Why is my timeline full of Indians diving into shallow pools of water and dying? Wtf?

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@baker7_devin @BRamseyKSR Don’t know what happened? Cal left. We couldn’t recruit top guys for shit before him either.

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

I’ve been wandering sideways, I stared straight into the sunnnnnn

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

Inside of the Watterson, Louisville really is such a shit hole of a city. I mean a total sewage pit of utter shit.

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

@MeManBoy0 That’s 30% more than it felt like watching. Feels like he shot about 3% once SEC play started.

[Wayne Bretsky @Brett311]

I’d love to see Phish at the Sphere. Wouldn’t even need the acid.