Brett Critch

I'm learning to tweet but I ain't got wings...

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@Lauren_83_ It's grim now. I used to know all the short cuts but they've changed it all to be anti-car 😕

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@CraigHope_DM @SimonBird_ https://t.co/uxqvuUqJPe
Non-paywall

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@NUFC360 @CraigHope_DM @SimonBird_ https://t.co/uxqvuUqJPe
There you go..

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@FasilBalti There was this though 😂

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@WestHamPlace I like the Killers but pre game / halt time shows can just get in the bin

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@WestHamPlace Or it's free if you have virgin telly too. Channel 526

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@Ginger_Tucci If you think Shark is good, checkout Dreo ones.. So good I bought a second one 😂

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@FrancisChipp @NUFC @Everton I know right, should be at least double that to make a dent into PSR

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@WestHamPlace @ThatAlexWoman Have I got the wrong B52s?

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@Lauren_83_ Better than a thumbs down? 😂😂😂

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@Bebo_Bols02 To this day, I worry I'll burst into flames if I ever walk into a church. Curse of being born on 6/6 😂

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Quite the celebration Will 😂 #NEWWHU #nufc

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@HACKETTREF So technically player 1 could flick the ball on and player 2 could legitimately punch it clear?

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Concentrate on the cello - you know the camera is on you, just don't look at Prince William's arse. Oops
#DavidAttenborough

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@fesshole Catapas?

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@Bebo_Bols02 I can highly recommend totp on bbc4 Friday nights. Used to be an amazing tweet-along on here when times were better x

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@ConnorRC10

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@Bebo_Bols02 Always a pleasure for your thirst traps 😂

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@SavMondo You've got to get through this

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23 Armfuls in the bag. Great service as always in Leeds 😊 @GiveBloodNHS On day I'll learn how to do a flattering selfie