BrettSmitheram

Swimwear model, natural comedian, 2016 Scrabble Champion of the Woooorld (yes, really, it exists and it’s awesome)

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@HarperCollinsUK your Scrabble app seems to not know the value of a U in English scrabble…

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@GoGeocaching when will you sort your broken premium upgrade process? Every single time I pay for premium the app doesn’t upgrade and I have to contact you. This is a known, common issue! Pretty unacceptable

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@YoungsPubs I’ve just watched an atrocious scene where someone claiming (loudly) to be one of your shareholders has just shouted at a member of staff in the Waterfront in Battersea. I hope this isn’t indicative of how you treat your staff - it was unacceptable

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@CandDJobs I’ve tried calling and emailing you to talk about advertising, but no response, your phone number doesn’t work (no extension listed) and the links on your website all seem broken. Are you still in business??

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@Koenig_Dave Or is it a verb meaning to draw in the snow using bodily fluids?

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@Koenig_Dave Shaped like piss?

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@VictoriaCoren Possibly a response to Meghan’s wish that she cadaver independence

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@BarclaysUKHelp This was at Clapham Junction

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Let’s hope when the charities apply,@Barclays spell their names better than they spell everyday words like “receive” in their big advertisements!

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@UPS_UK @UPSHelp_UK Thanks, but it’s happened every time I’ve had to rely on you guys. Delays, no communication, miscommunication. What will you do? Just tell me it’s still arriving on Monday? My time obviously has no value. If I don’t get it on Monday I’ll be cancelling my purchase.

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This is what I love about @UPS_UK - I wasn’t in *today* to receive a delivery I was told was arriving *yesterday* between 12-4. Every. Single. Time. I actively avoid ordering from companies who use them now. Oh and now I have to wait until Monday. Thanks.

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@TheMaeMartin If it’s cake week, they said *tiers*

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@livhewson Don’t tweet kid, get used to what’s going on in your own head before you share it with an ill-informed public

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@pinesandneedles still awaiting any form of response to my queries about my order. Really unimpressed with the poor communication

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@pinesandneedles I’d be interested to know how I can get a response from you? I messaged regarding my order before Christmas (never got a reply) and again a few days ago (no reply.) Since I didn’t get a confirmation email from my booking I’m completely in the dark about dates

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Classic customer support from @JustEatUK Think I’ll stick with somewhere that actually helps its customers and vets its restaurants in future!

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@DIESEL I’ve messaged your customer services a couple of times this week and no response (your website guaranteed next working day?) Paid for rapid delivery for Tuesday and still nothing today. Are you keeping my money despite the delivery not happening?

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@UberEats I’d love to understand how to communicate to your drivers the important of social distancing. It seems I can’t STOP them coming to my door even with extremely specific instructions. The guy today didn’t speak English and so couldn’t read my directions to leave the food.

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@Tuppence At least it didn’t move the bed out of the way so it could get through