Bretton James

Chief Executive @ Churchill Schwartz

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@galligator @RobertFreundLaw “First I’ve seen”, I’m calling BS, and regardless, you are on the hook for this behaviour.

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@TheD2CWatch Pretty surprised L Cat did the deal considering this.

Will be surprised if there’s not a lawsuit by this time next year, so much red meat

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@oliviaakory @connordault Nothing more fun than CMO’s sending you make work projects to justify their bloated salaries to their clueless CEO!!!!

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@TheDankInformer You’re from Mexico. The Farm Bill Idoesn’t concern you.

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@TheDankInformer @AaronJNosbisch Dank let’s make a deal!

We’ll all fight for cannabis to be legalized

In return, you fight for hemp to be legalized (as long as it’s safely tested, not synthetic and only sold to those over 21)

Sound good? Only reason you’d say no is MSOS bags.

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@TheDankInformer @AaronJNosbisch Where was the lie? Show us proof you own more than 1,000 MSOS shares.

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@AaronJNosbisch @TheDankInformer All that needed to happen was to keep things as is, but change 0.3% to 30%, and weed would’ve been effectively legalized.

Unfortunately that wouldn’t have made Dank rich (nothing will, he owns like 1,000 MSOS shares max) and so he wasn’t in support of it.

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@johnhickey1970 @andrewjfaris I would say I 95% agree with that. The other 5% of the time I fire off a tweet on this account and then move on.

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@johnhickey1970 @andrewjfaris Amazon says 10K sold per month, at $44 that’s $440K.

If someone says they spend $100K/day I’m assuming they are spending at least $2.5M/month.

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@curtnicholsjr @dtcforbreakfast @andrewjfaris $100K/day at 1x ROAS at $60 AOV is about 700,000 customers a year.

At 10% reviews he should have 70,000

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@dtcforbreakfast @andrewjfaris I get the LTV is high, but it still doesn’t make sense.

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@motomadic @EricRausch @drewfallon12 Even in green markets, don’t tweet about how you’re guaranteed to be a billionaire in under two years, when you haven’t hit $100M in cumulative revenue yet.

And especially don’t add the “but money doesn’t matter” to the end of the tweet!

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@ritzfit @drewfallon12 It’s worse because they were (still are) trying to raise money at the time.

Again, I like the guys, but that’s not an ethical thing to tweet IMO.

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@TheDankInformer Show us your P & L Dank.

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@kylejaeger But @TheDankInformer told me Trump was going to legalize weed!

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@EricRausch @drewfallon12 I really like the BREZ guys, so maybe it was mean.

That said, you can’t tweet you’re guaranteed to be a billionaire in under 2 years, that is just asking for bad karma.

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@aaroncnsltng @jmoskowitz1 I like the guys over there, so I don’t mean to be an asshole.

With that caveat, the Amazon reviews for the non-infused are low, and it seems like they may have already been in a tough cash position.

I don’t think the brand is worth 10% of what it was if THC was legal.

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@aaroncnsltng @jmoskowitz1 True. I just doubt if they were non-infused only they would’ve gotten the traction to be in Sprouts, etc.

Also would guess the $25M raise is dead now too.