Brian Reimer

Get outdoors.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

Don't let politics get in the way of being a good person.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@RobProvince The grandeur.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

Amen

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

I'm a Minnesotan. I was born here. My father's side of my family was born here. My great grandparents were immigrants from Scandinavia.

I come from Salt of the Earth stock.

My family worked hard, made a name for themselves and contributed to making Minnesota a great place.

My grandfather helped make it so you can seal packages easy, scrub your dishes clean, leave love notes all over the place (and remove them without residue) among other conveniences we all take for granted.

My father was a highly regarded surgeon who mentored so many other surgeons and provided care for the movers, shakers and celebrities of this country - all while providing care for his Twin Cities patients.

Both of them created hundreds, if not thousands of jobs in this state.

I'm so glad neither of them lived long enough to see how their contributions to this once great state have been squandered.

It's time to take Minnesota back. It's time to make Minnesota respectable again. It's time to go back to our hard working, salt of the earth roots.

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

I'm a Minnesotan. I was born here. My father's side of my family was born here. My great grandparents were immigrants from Scandinavia.

I come from Salt of the Earth stock.

My family worked hard, made a name for themselves and contributed to making Minnesota a great place.

My grandfather helped make it so you can seal packages easy, scrub your dishes clean, leave love notes all over the place (and remove them without residue) among other conveniences we all take for granted.

My father was a highly regarded surgeon who mentored so many other surgeons and provided care for the movers, shakers and celebrities of this country - all while providing care for his Twin Cities patients.

Both of them created hundreds, if not thousands of jobs in this state.

I'm so glad neither of them lived long enough to see how their contributions to this once great state have been squandered.

It's time to take Minnesota back. It's time to make Minnesota respectable again. It's time to go back to our hard working, salt of the earth roots.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@KBtheFirst Weed torch is a lot more fun...

https://t.co/kPHeYcx3jV

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@mnsibley Pregnant?

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@HillaryClinton

Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.

While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.

You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.

And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”

The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.

Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@ClaudesBBQ In for the comments about ground ribeye from all the chuds.

[Bob Winkelman @manhattanmaker]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the only thing holding you back is you. It’s not the boomers, the government, inflation, foreign invaders, housing prices, or AI. It’s you. Quit looking for excuses and get to work. Work hard, work smart, work harder than everyone else. 🇺🇸

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@Based_Jedi Prayers and good vibes from MN 🙏🏼

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Vote them out

[Asher B. @asherbphotos]

Taking some inspiration from @astromatthewt, I edited some of my photos to be in inverse monochrome and I cannot believe I’ve never done this before. It’s so cool!

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@Kronykal

[bronzebust @bronzebust]

Just returned from a pretty big trip. With just six guys and this picture from 1935, we managed to locate, reach, and photograph a truly hidden wonder: King Edward VIII Falls, the tallest waterfall in Guyana.

After extensive research, interviews with locals, and discussion with the Guyanese government, it's clear: We are among just a handful of people who have ever seen this incredible place.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@ClaudesBBQ Less ghey?

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

PSA: Avocado toast isn't ghey if made with homegrown sourdough and @ClaudesBBQ lemon drop.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

New X algorithm dropped today - here’s the highlights:

- short video content promoted
- but not too short. Like not less than one second, because that would basically be just a photograph that moves slightly
- Spanish Civil War posts guaranteed 10M views each (Elon’s latest hyperfocus)
- uggos no longer allowed to post selfies
- being mean to me now illegal
- even in the DMs
- every “political” account must have a harmless side interest like baking or cats or something queer like that
- fake news still allowed so long as it’s sort of funny
- the first post you see when you open the app in the morning will contain a coded message about the timing and manner of your death
- if Elon replies to you the algo will arrange for your immediate impregnation
- yes, even if you’re a man
- Elon has the technology for that now

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@RobProvince This is correct.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@spongeworthy2 @iamdanielgeske @CyborgPeds @JohnBorgstrom @TypoDynamofo I actually pay less than you AND still recline every time.

[Brian Reimer @BriReimer]

@GadSaad How do we get a signed copy?