Brian Colunio

Real Estate Lover. Recruiting Leader. Constantly Learning.

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@sweatystartup Get a bidet.

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@sweatystartup You forgot to tell everyone that you have a +1.

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@sweatystartup Aren’t you still wearing a mask in public?

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@moseskagan @ramit Nosara? Great spot.

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@bairdk What’s your total sqft now?

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@TlFnCu1907 She’s not wrong.

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@sweatystartup Was in Cali last month. Guy outside our hotel shooting up with a needle. Next day we get harassed at 8am by a crackhead as we walked to breakfast.

Sad to see the most beautiful State in the US has turned into a complete dumpster fire.

They need drastic change now.

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@sweatystartup It was a blast!

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@Karl_Luminus We caught one in the middle of the day.

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@bairdk @therobertleonar Nice. That’s what I assumed. I’m considering doing the same.

But have a mental roadblock of wanting to hold onto assets forever.

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@bairdk @therobertleonar Why’d you sell?

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@BoyGreen25 @NYJetsHMA Feels like I’m reading a CNN headline🤣

The Jets could draft the greatest player of all time, but you’d never realize it—they’d derail his career within two seasons.

Nobody takes the Jets serious my man.

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@elonmusk Can you make it look different?

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@Dearme2_ Sauna

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@BillsOnReal How about we don’t play a song until we win a Super Bowl ?

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@Civixplorer If you changed the design of the Cybertruck, I’d buy one tomorrow.

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@CaseyMericle @GoogleMyBiz 🤣 brutal. It’s scary how much we rely on one source.

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@GoogleMyBiz one of my remotely managed properties has been verified for nearly 5 years, but it is now unverified. Can you help me get it verified again?

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@GoogleMyBiz @GoogleMyBiz I’ve done those multiple times over the past 3 months - nobody ever responds.

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@angbo8686 @JebraFaushay Who’s the doctor?