Brian Murphy

Mets, Jets, Knicks | Astoria, NY

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE MOMENT.

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Honestly was not expecting Eric Church to give one of the best commencement speeches of all time.

Chief CRUSHED this 🫡

[Brian Murphy @BrianJMMurphy]

✊🏼✊🏼

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

Nearly 30 years later, ‘Small Soldiers’ co-writer Adam Rifkin confirms the Gorgonites did make it back to Gorgon.

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

My toxic trait is googling actors whilst watching something to see what I’ve previously seen them in to then disappear down a rabbit hole reading what else they’ve been in whilst missing the plot of what I’m watching resulting in having to rewatch it.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Supreme Leader of Iran watching the Goodyear blimp drop a MOAB on their bunker

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

[Raleigh’s Red @raleighsred]

Ump is dialed in

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Sam Darnold SuperBowl edit goes hard

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Guy: Shoots up a school killing 20 kids

Republicans: Guns are our God-given right

Guy: Videos ICE agents with legal gun in his possession, is killed

Republicans: He had a gun!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

imagine showing up to your autism screening in these

[Miilato @miiilato]

Men over the age of 30 once it hits 9PM

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@ezraklein: “What is, to you, the ‘rage economy’?”

@JamesTalarico: “The billionaires own the algorithms and the news networks. They have created for-profit platforms that divide us on an hourly basis — by party, by race, by gender, by religion. They elevate the most extreme voices very strategically to provoke our outrage, because that leads to more clicks, which leads to more money for them.

They are selling us conflict right into our bloodstream, and they’re calling it connection.

And I think it’s left people starving for actual community.”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart on the disconnect between Trump excusing J6 protesters and MAGA condemning Renee Good

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHOLESOME: The #Eagles tried to hand out sideline passes for this week‘s game, but everyone declined until these two people came around, and their reaction was priceless.

The best wholesome content you will ever see.

🥹💚

[Brandon Tierney @BrandonTierney]

I really, truly don’t even want to watch anymore.

I’m this close to doing post game pods without even watching the games.

The pain and misery is basically gone. I’m getting to a point where I simply no longer care.

And Lord knows, I’m not alone.

SELL. THE. TEAM.

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

They are a very stupid football team

[Brian Murphy @BrianJMMurphy]

@FBI Investigate the Jets immediately

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

NFL RedZone this year: