Red Runner

Geriatric Millennial. Ginger. Bobcat. INFJ-A

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🔥🔥

[NWS Wilmington OH @NWSILN]

[12:10 PM] Folks, if you have outdoor plans this afternoon, you also need a plan to seek shelter quickly. The line of storms in IN is rapidly increasing in intensity as it approaches the area. The local environment is rapidly destabilizing, with strong/damaging winds likely!

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Harrowing moments

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

44 years ago I schist my pants

[Red Runner @BrianKman]

Remember when we used to joke”…well there’s an app for that.” Someone is taking it too far and even putting Bluetooth in toothbrushes, coffee mugs, etc like I need metrics on that shit.

[Red Runner @BrianKman]

@Tracer_78TX Had a boss that cleared his throat often. Could hear him coming down the hall. Coworker remarked “I’m in trouble if Bob ever clears up his sinuses.”

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”

[Red Runner @BrianKman]

@s8n Hell no

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

Do you ever suffer from road rage walking behind people?

[Red Runner @BrianKman]

1980s and I approve. Lol

[Red Runner @BrianKman]

😭😭😭 the mystery is all gone

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

A note to men,

When you're pushing 40, you can stop trying to seem mysterious to women. You're getting old, and it's just silly.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Every day should be #NationalPuppyDay

[Satan @s8n]

stop fighting your demons snd start working with them

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

boeing: you can’t bring more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board because we care about your safety

me: ok and the doors will definitely stay on the plane?

boeing: …IF they fall off, it won’t be because of shampoo

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

@SameeraKhan She's much better looking than you. Lay off the lip injections.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

If you could even find it…

[Marks Electrical @MarksElectrical]

@fesshole Really curious about this fb group now

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Not to brag, but I didn’t even notice Facebook was down.