Salesforce Engineering Manager. I'm into woodworking, outdoorsy stuff, games, photography, the Cubs, da Bears, yoga, pina coladas, & getting caught in the rain.
@DJDague “Laser-focused on [thing]” drives me nuts. It makes me laser-focused on your marketing speak, and not the content of the words coming out of your mouth.
What the heck!? Am in a dystopian future where I can't watch ANY @Cubs games in Indianapolis over the air, or do I just need a teenager to help me work my VCR? I even wore my Santo jersey today 🐻🤨#stupidmarqueesportsnetwork#OpeningDay
Hah! I think @NBCNews just crashed @zillow. And that was just the teaser at the opening of the nightly news. Hope they answer their pagers before the full story! #badnightforops
Hi @united. Sitting on delayed a plane in IND heading to ORD then MIA and word is dispatch software is down and none of your CO’s planes can file flight plans. What’s the scoop? No fun sitting here on a full flight worrying about COVID while grown adults struggle to stay masked.
@GTerror35 @SylentK1ng It did the same thing for me. I was on one of my alts, and hadn’t completed the Forsaken campaign on him, so I figured that was part of it.
@BungieHelp I’ve been waiting in the queue to play for 20+ minutes. How is it my place in the queue increases? I’m no software engineer, but shouldn’t a queue be first-in, first-out? Oh wait, I am a software engineer, & FIFO is a real thing 🤦♂️ #youredoingitwrong
...at least Vanessa with @BestBuySupport was sympathetic as she tried to explain the screw up, but didn’t have the power to straighten things out. Oh, and I still see the pending charge for the protection plan. Sure hope that doesn’t start until I actually receive the product.
Well @BestBuy, you sure botched the XBox preorder. 1 part of your site says arriving today, another says tomorrow, & when I called I was told it should arrive next Monday. You have them & are just waiting for UPS to pick it up & deliver, but can’t switch to in-store pickup 🧐
@BungieHelp@BungieHelp FWIW was removed from the queue and selected a character on XB1. Black screen with intermittent “contacting destiny servers” and then got weasel after a few minutes. Net diag on XB1 says all ok. DM if you need more info to debug.
Stat Trek TNG? That's the one where Picard and the crew go to Vulcan to perform exploratory data analysis and Data selects a statistical model to determine the likelihood that a species will be assimilated by the Borg. 🤦♂️
After watching Stat Trek TNG on reruns for what, 30 years, seeing @wilw with a full beard and deep voice in Dark Matter was a trip! Good reminder that actors grow and change, even if we still tend to see them as naive little Wesley.