Brianne Jean

forever sassy

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Trying to find a bathing suit that actually fits well/is supportive when you have big boobs and a smaller rib cage is damn near impossible 🙃🙃 trust me , having big boobs is not that fun

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Because of covid My tips are being put on my paystub, getting fully taxed since my employer doesn’t want to touch potential covid infected cash ... fu covid fu ugh

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Sometimes I just don’t listen to what the cashier says my total is and I just tap my card. It’s better if I just don’t know sometimes lol

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

My hands are so dry/ irritated from constantly washing & sanitizing my hands so much a work 😩

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Sometimes I wonder if I could even possibly love a child more than I love my pet 😂

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

I’ve been scared to fall asleep ever since my neighbours house caught on fire 😩😩

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

I’m so looking forward to go to a bar after quarantine is over. And I don’t even like bars that much 😂

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Day 2 of isolation. I’ve realized I don’t do well without structure or human interaction 😬

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

What a terrible time to be an adult lol #lovemylife #lovethiseconomy

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

Hoes don’t get cold, so therefore, no jacket. #titsout2020

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

when my ex boyfriend ghosted me my moms genuine advice to me was to post a picture as if we were still together, where he looked bad, so he would have to reach out to me so i would delete it

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Parents 100% always have a favourite child that’s why I’m glad I’m an only child I’ll never have to worry about that lol

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

white boys be like “my dad didn’t buy me an audi i bought this MYSELF by WORKING at the job my dad got for me at the company he owns”

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

I’m l grateful Jordan is so busy with work rn that he’s working Christmas but I’m also crying because he’s working Christmas 🥺😭

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

One can never own too many fuzzy blankets

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Do you ever just look at the bras you used to buy years back and think why the f would I buy such impractical bras?? What would I EVER wear a hot pink bra for?!?

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

I LIVE for potlucks

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

Today the atm machine at my bank didn’t give me my debit card back and they’re not open til tomorow ... sooo that’s great 🙃

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

If liberals win , this is exactly what we’re doing 😂 #movingtotexas #yeehaw

[Brianne Jean @BrianneJean_]

The way my back cracks when I do Pec flys is probably the greatest feeling ever