tay.

[Bruce McCurdy @BruceMcCurdy]

Want to see some bullshit? These 3 Stars chosen by the "VGK Media".
Draisaitl scores 4 goals, doesn't even earn 3rd star.
If their objective is to show they know nothing at all about hockey, it's Mission Accomplished.
@GoldenKnights

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

Those aren’t love handles it’s my enlarged liver

[Vintage Oilers @VintageOilers]

Jay Woodcroft 🤣
#LetsGoOilers

[obi @obiyeet]

i do not have red flags i have fun facts

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

@aberywoods Ur not wrong hahahahha

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

A girl loves a good contrast 🙄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Je m’aple syrup

[Stan Bowman @FakeOilersGM]

Evander Kane is no longer responding to my calls and texts. I really shouldn't have lended him that $50,000 that he promised he would pay back right after he signed with the Oilers.

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

@_jesstheriault @hankgreen @TheCrashCourse Omg at the daycare 😹😹

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

Currently tryna talk myself into taking an 8am next semester but I think we all know how that is gonna turn out

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

Im kinda baked & its bright as shit out and thought to myself “I wish I had a mask for my eyes so the sun isn’t so bright”
U do, and they’re called sunglasses Taylor. Sunglasses. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

what the hell oreos

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

This dude spilled salsa on his white shirt tn and tried WIPING IT OFF W A NAPKIN so I brought him a cloth w a glass of soda water and told him to dab it to clean it & get the stain out (duh) & he asked if I could do it for him so I did & he only tipped $6. Goodnight.

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

An alarm clock that sends a dick pic to ur mom if u don’t wake up

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

Uber drivers that wait until I get into my building before driving off need to be protected at all costs

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

I’m so Canadian I just said thank you to an automated messenger

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

Alberta’s weather has me packing shorts/ tank tops but also a toque for a camping trip this weekend smh

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

@IGotNoGirth Why did u have to use 8 tacks tho 😭

[tay. @TaylorCastle_21]

I just told my Uber driver I was cold and this mother fucker turned the A/C on

[Phx @PhoenixDMalone]

Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel