Bridget

voted “most likely to become principal” and “shortest”

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We have entered a new dark age. This shit is dark ages.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

*Starts making decent money for the first time*
The Universe: "Money is worth less now"

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

On this day 58 years ago, the Civil Rights Act was signed into law, making discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin illegal! 👏🏾

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

The Charmin bears are somehow getting worse

[Cristian Farias @cristianafarias]

Live shot of Ketanji Brown Jackson arriving at SCOTUS

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Truly weird to wake up in America and be like "What hath the council of six decreed today?"

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

lol

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The people who claim government is too big, are totally fine with government intervening in your private lives & using the law to limit what choices you can make about your body.

Don’t forget, they hate the government unless the government is enforcing their religious extremism.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Bridget @BridgetFitzz]

We really aren’t talking about Golden Girls enough

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It shouldn't matter what age you are. No one needs an AR-15 or any other assault weapon designed to massacre people. When we had an assault weapons ban from 1994-2004, mass shootings went down 43%. After it expired, mass shootings tripled. End the filibuster. Ban assault weapons.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?

[Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount]

Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”