Brinticus

Philosophy Professor interested in A.I.

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@tattooedlullaby @bluehost @bluehostsupport I'm also getting the infinite spinning wheel. The tech on chat said one to two hours when I contacted him about a half-hour ago.

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Entering source code comes to nothing less than one's inability to pay attention to the tiniest details of inaccuracy made at each sitting, all the time -- well, in PHP anyway.

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Encouraging as it is accurate. https://t.co/Grk2OQkWuY

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“No matter how slow you are writing clean code, you will always be slower if you make a mess.” - Uncle Bob Martin

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@ginmorg this one: https://t.co/H23eq8RTom

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The inclination to carefully log your method is inversely proportional to the odds of it running perfectly the first time. #subconsciousErr

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I play 80s music from my college years when programming, but only ONE song, over and over, per half-hour so it doesn't distract me. #adhd!

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Java: "Sie entsprechen, oder ich werde schreien! JavaScipt: "Whatever, dude."

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I’m using @kanbanery to get things done the #Kanban way. https://t.co/uz7zAw51FI Check it out! I've found it super helpful in my daily tasks

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Never underestimate tinkering and twiddling with a spreadsheet for thinking through your data structure; JSON, the data god, will bless you.

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I loath refactoring. It shows my own earlier thinking was idiotic. But I certainly love the results. And U do 2. #LiveAndGrow #programmer

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Do class and sequence diagrams at the same time when UML designing, they say. If not, you'll wish you did, they say. They were right. #Fool

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UML class and sequence diagrams are slow laborious, but they are nothing when compared to debugging "cowboy code." Yee Haw! #programming

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"Premature optimization is the root of all evil". -- D.E. Knuth. And not listening to Knuth's advice is pretty bad too.

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When one learns new things about programming, and when one uses new tools,it's clear one is a better person than but a year ago.#programming

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The Software Architecture Document is abbreviated S.A.D. This is truly irony once the programmer has put a nice one in place. #programming

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The written use case is an excellent way to think thru the problem, but the use case diagram: an even better way to cliff note what I forgot

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I know it's vanity, and impractical, and less than manly; but, I still tinker with my UML class diagrams to make them all nice and pretty.

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The unmatched success of Agile+TFD makes me but a trained code monkey, dancing to the sweet pleasures of my JUnit organ grinder #programming

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You spend months building code to test a hypothesis. It comes up negative. Are you the better for it? Um, no. #programming

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The best kind of Pair Programming is like having your closest friend laugh at your personality quirks, except he also helps you correct them