bri

if your name isn’t emma leigh klages do not even look at me

[bri @Bripop01]

“this drink is so bad. im gonna call my mom”

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

You Ben some you Boone some

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I think I know how to fix the country but we’re going to have to kill 2 people

[bri @Bripop01]

i dont really care for foot :/

[⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆dety ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ @dexyraveee]

“do you think people who eat a lot of ass call themselves bottom feeders” -@Bripop01 🦐

[bri @Bripop01]

sometimes being scared with people is fun

[teryn @youngtiddy]

u don’t even have to be mansplaining u could just be a man and be telling me something and i’ll just be so fckn mad

[bri @Bripop01]

emma klages is both cool and also pretty!

[em💮 @emmaklages]

@Bripop01

[bri @Bripop01]

@emmaklages prove it

[bri @Bripop01]

@emmaklages 2 nuts or no deal

[trash jones @jzux]

me talking to Jesus when i eat that little cracker

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

lord of the rings may have been filmed in New Zealand but all that stuff happened for real in New Jersey

[k ﾒ𝟶 @Kaleb_xoo]

chewing on her morning eye crust like rock candy

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Went to get a massage and got a sad ending (they made me shit my pants 😟)

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[grillpill @grillpill_]

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now