Britteny Lee

Giraffe lover.

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@goodlaurd I’ve never wanted to applaud someone more in my life.

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If someone has to defend and/or correct something you said literally every single day, you probably should start thinking before you speak.

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One of the most attractive, yet annoying things Garrett does is get in a super need-to-clean mood when I’m A)Not home to do my portion of the cleaning. B)Get in that mood when all I want to do is lay in bed all day.

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@lauraawiersema Wow. Love this. Wow.

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Tonight I carried my 65 lb lab from my bed to his kennel because he was being stubborn and wouldn’t leave the bed. Now I understand why my parents would always tell me no when I asked them to pick me up as a kid.I get it.I feel bad for being sad about it. Their poor backs.

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I’m 98% sure my dog knows exactly what he is doing when he steps/jumps full force on my stomach/ribs. He knows. He has to. He’s a smart boy and my grunting noises of discomfort are hard to miss. He knows.

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@lauraawiersema Yes: For the people in the back, front, side, diagonal, where ever you are. LET PEOPLE DO THEIR OWN SHIT. Be active, don’t be active, love your body, want to change your body: DO YOU MAN. DO YOU. And if you feel good about doing you whether that be 5 or 200 lbs, IM PUMPED FOR YOU

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Pet peeve: when people find out I’m working out and being healthier and they respond with “You don’t need to lose any weight. You are so skinny”. Losing weight isn’t my goal. I just want to be healthy. I don’t judge you for not working out. Let people do their own shit. #kbye

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@TaiylorMorgan Say it louder for the people in the back!

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@lauraawiersema @MadisonBehney Giiiiiiirl!! Same!

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I recognize that I’ve been told this my whole like, but when people told me that investing in good products for your skin and hair makes a difference I didn’t listen...Until now and your girl is feeling like a star!

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@lauraawiersema I just showed this to my whole department. Thanks.

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@abbiecarp23 Giiiirl. Me too!!!

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Hello. This is Leo. He’s new around here. I died a bit today. Happy Saturday!

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You can tell my stress level by the movies I watch. For example, I’m currently watching Pride and Prejudice for the second time in two days, so, you know. It’s going well.

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@missmergan There is a Walmart knock off called something like chicken dipping sauce. Problem solved.

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If you are upset by my love for you and everyone else when I drink, I’m honestly not even sorry.

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Literally every single time one of my cats comes up to me my heart lights on fire and everything is just great. God bless pets.

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Today, my mother finally decided enough was enough. She gave her two week retirement notice to a job that has been treating her like dirt. Now, in 2 short weeks, she will be able to decide what makes her happiest. I’m so proud of her. #HappyInternationalWomensDay

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@lauraawiersema Don’t ruin my life, Mom.