I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in.
I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people
My name is Jason Beck and I’m the offensive coordinator for the Michigan Wolverines. Please arrest me/force me to resign
Last night Team Canada learned FAFO:
1–They booed our anthem
2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec
3–We then net 3 unanswered goals
4–We blast Free Bird after each goal
5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM
6–AMERICA IS BACK
Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!
This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time.
I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won.
To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you 🙏
#PaulTyson
The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast
#Guardians 22yr old RHP relief prospect Cam Schuelke made his pro-debut tonight for Lynchburg setting down the side in order striking out a pair of Fayetteville batters in a scoreless inning of work.
Line - 1.0(IP) 0H 0R 0ER 0BB 2SO
#ForTheLand