Bronson Diallo

Wack as hell. Writer repped by Kaplan/Perrone Entertainment

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What’s one thing you shouldn’t do to an elderly person? If you answered “push them” you’re probably not a cop

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@steven_tompkins Lil Gnomies

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@McJesse Alaskan King Crab. I have a bathtub, don’t I?

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This has managed to be both the least American process and the most predictably American outcome

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@foucaultdesac I distinctly remember talking about this in class the week after

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Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge star in Amazon’s new Mr. and Mrs. Smith series created by Danny Glover with music by Phoebe Bridgers

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Facing criticism for flying to Mexico while his state grapples with severe weather, Sen. Ted Cruz says he went because his daughters asked for a trip https://t.co/Qp85MYc24z

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@MikeDrucker

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Ted Cruz enjoying the blood of his voters

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The thing I’ll remember most about Rush Limbaugh is how he totally sucked ass and definitely hated people like me

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smh it’s always “wyd?” and never “what ya haulin’ good buddy?”

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Pinky bf and The Brain gf

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ACAB includes self checkout machines that call for assistance

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Leggo my eggo and gimme my stimmy

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@WSBChairman

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All money is pretend money

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“It’s not that we don’t want you here, we just think you’ll be much happier in the assisted living community”

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I was in such a bad relationship with my last president, I forgot how good it can be

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Really hope I get pardoned for my misdemeanors against humanity

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The My Pillow Guy’s DRUG DEALER gave him an intervention?? He was so out of his mind that the dealer felt the need to step in!? Am I understanding this right??