🦇Brooke🦇

I hate musicals. (Married, mother, artist, musician, baker, sweet addict.)

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

I wonder how many times the government has hacked into a phone’s camera, only to see someone on the toilet? 🤔
I bet it’s like a 90% probability.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

Taking a break from Twitter.
Just in case you wonder where I went.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@This_Josh_guy Uh, “that lady over there”. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@godvfwine @AmandaPensgard 😆

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@CrisMtzgr Good morning!

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@Tricky_2018 A $5 bill?

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

It may have been a mistake.
A little bit of acid reflux going on now. 😑

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

It’s a 2-bowls of Fruity Pebbles kind of morning.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@brittwastaken @drayzze That’s what Hogwarts is for.

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@Tricky_2018 Happy birthday!!

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@backt0nature @bigboned30 Gorgeous

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@LowkeyNerdyOG You should know that statistically, most serial killers are born in November.
Just throwing that out there.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@ucbendover Where in WV? I used to live there. But never needed the racing octane though.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@dougbies And I appreciate they are the only fast food place that serves mozzarella sticks.

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

If you can spell diarrhea without help you're a witch.

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@UnIxphysco Well, now I wanna know.

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@alllegs3 His pleasure. And it’s exhilarating giving him that pleasure.

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@CrisMtzgr Eh, boobs is boobs

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That is so amazing! 😳
Scary... but amazing.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There were two AI chatbots created by Facebook to talk to each other, but they were shut down after they started communicating in a language they made for themselves.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@8goingon80 I swear I don’t. Midwestern doesn’t really have an accent.
The oddest thing I say is Colo-RAD-o, while most people know pronounce it Colo-ROD-o.

[🦇Brooke🦇 @BrookeVerga]

@8goingon80 But.... I live in Kentucky, but I’m from Colorado. I have no accent. 🤷🏻‍♀️