Mike

Didn’t invest in PayPal

[Mike @BrownParcels]

Get you a friend that invested in PayPal so you can hear about it daily. #subtweet #hatersgonnahate

[Mike @BrownParcels]

The funniest part, the only thing that separates the two are biases.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter

JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm

FABER: Got nothing to say?

CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah.

FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

[Mike @BrownParcels]

@SaveOurSheriff @aintscarylarry The narrative flip is impressively insane.
What a clown. 😂😂😂😂

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Friendly reminder why we picked at 32. 😌

[Mike @BrownParcels]

@RobLogic That man was incredible

[Higuruma’s Bath Bomb🫧✨ @GreedIslandGyal]

Yall went from “make America affordable again” to “just deport the poors”

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THE MADURO REGIME IS STILL IN CHARGE OF VENEZUELA... THE IRGC REGIME IS STILL IN CHARGE OF IRAN... AND THE EPSTEIN REGIME IS STILL IN CHARGE OF AMERICA 🤷

[Mike @BrownParcels]

@AOC @BigFish3000 He learned from his cult leader that if they just say the opposite of the truth, their base will believe it.

[Money Ape @TheMoneyApe]

🚨 TRUMP EXPOSED BY U.S. SENATOR 🚨

TRUMP: “WE NEED $2 BILLION A DAY TO REOPEN HORMUZ.”

SENATOR FIRES BACK: “IT WAS ALREADY OPEN BEFORE THE WAR.”

“YOU CREATED A GLOBAL CRISIS OUT OF NOTHING.”

TRUMP FAILED IN THIS… Show more

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump claims Obama “gave Iran the right to a nuclear weapon.”

That’s not what happened.

Under Obama’s deal:

Iran’s enrichment capped at 3.67%.

After Trump tore it up:

Iran escalated to 60%+ — just short of weapons-grade.

Deal in place → program contained.
Deal gone → program accelerates.

Facts matter.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If a convicted felon like Donald Trump can vote by mail without showing ID, so can everyone else.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Karoline Leavitt: “If you heard it from Trump, obviously it’s true.”

Okay, then where is…

• $2,000 tariff checks
• $5,000 DOGE checks
• 10% APR on credit cards
• 1,500% cheaper prescriptions
• Gas under $2
• Groceries getting cheaper
• No more new wars
• The Epstein files
• The Greenland hospital ship

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Basketball coach screams at her player to motivate her, a breakdown

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

LMAO who made this 😭😂🤣

Trump would go crazy if he had seen this

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Oh.

So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature.

Got it.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

So Trump wants Obama’s deal back, except with his name on it. Got it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[Mike @BrownParcels]

@joelferg12 How are we going to be able to sign players?
Oh, nvm. Congrats JSN and Seattle roads or whatever lol

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Gas prices have spiked 27%, rising to $3.72 per gallon.

This is the largest increase in 30 years.