Bruhlite

[Daboy🕷 @Daboyui]

No Way Home deadass changed this nigga's life

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

An absolute hornswoggle of a day. Retreated to my study to listen to the music of Barenaked Ladies with a glass of Cognac and found myself utterly chuffed… If I had a million dollars indeed!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?

Big Crispy Chicken Sandwich 3 for Me with fries, BOTTOMLESS chips and salsa and UNLIMITED drink for $10.99, only at Chili's.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

family ties but the beat is Angry Birds

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Dan Ryckert @DanRyckert]

Norm lost Mangrate as a podcast sponsor because of how he did the ad reads, but to this day he's still the only reason I know what the hell a Mangrate is.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

US about to be a fourth world country

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[Phoumi @Phoumi1975]

"Fuuuuuuuck this beautiful undisturbed plain looks so boring we should have a CSAM generation factory there instead" you are mentally molested and I cannot square the way you think with the value I place on human life. You are a homunculus of mud and stone parodying life.

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

A hungover crank to her tan lines in the office bathroom might be on today’s agenda

[❤️‍🔥🌲Rachel @Ancapta]

How I react if I found out you didn't know a given word:

[@autechres @autechres]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[fredguy @fredguy_]

My father-in-law is Yakub. He is insanely gifted. We were watching this music video together years ago and I asked him what it would take to make white boys with a little motion today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”