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@AndyStaples @AriWasserman @RiverBailey01

There will be repercussions following the mascot rankings.

Staples, you knew exactly what you were doing (along with your exclusion of Hang On Sloopy).

This won’t go unanswered!

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

@JoshPateCFB/@JesseMyers88, I just finished watching the entire BZZR sidecast, and it was phenomenal.

The aesthetic, on point (Jesse, you wear it well).

The analysis, erudite.

The aura, emanating.

This is vintage Late Kick, and I need more!!!!!!

My dopamine is flowing.💉

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

@caydenmc @JoshPateCFB @JesseMyers88, I second that motion. Does JP have it in him to be honest with the audience regarding his beloved southland? The SEC cheated their asses off for decades, we all know it, so why can’t he just admit it out loud? I’ll literally steal phones to sub the show if he does.

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

@ShannonTerry, you better fire up those riveting baseball/softball articles. All seven people who actually give a damn are waiting with bated breath.

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

Yo, @AriWasserman, they’ll never accept you as one of their own, so you can stop kissing the SEC’s ass.

The B1G’s “equal”, huh?

@AndyStaples, it’s just “cyclical”, right?

The SEC had a monopoly on paying players (otherwise known as cheating), now they don’t.

@RiverBailey01☹️

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@PeterBurnsESPN @colecubelic @GregMcElroy @finebaum @ReceDavis @ESPNBooger @ESPNDari @ChrisDoering @ESPNMcGee @MartySmithESPN @ShannonTerry @AndyStaples @Clowfb @MichaelWBratton @SECcousinShane

At least you all still have women’s gymnastics, and bass fishing.😭

@JoshPateCFB☹️

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@kickerzknew @MykelSchwinger @JoshPateCFB An LSU booster embezzled millions from a pediatric hospital to funnel to players. The NCAA ruled that Ole Miss coaches made payments. Oh, and Tennessee coaches handed fast food bags full of cash to recruits.

That’s just the instances in which Mark Emmett actually did anything.

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@kickerzknew @MykelSchwinger @JoshPateCFB The SEC literally had a near monopoly on illegally (according to NCAA bylaws) paying players for decades.

So, yes, I do believe it because it’s true.

Orgeron emphatically said so, and multiple SEC programs were caught red handed, as in handing physical bags of cash to players.

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

@GatorHater4L Easy there, lil pup, I’m not MIA, just in a depressed drunken stupor.

I can take a bit of solace though in the fact that the SEC is still a dumpster (and will be for a very long time post-NIL/Portal).

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@JoshPateCFB @WxFront JP, if the Tide get their asses whipped by IU tomorrow then I’m calling in a welfare check on you.

Freud would have a field day with the psychoanalysis, but all I care about is your mental health. Still no commentary regarding the all-time fraud known as the SEC this postseason.

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@PeteNakos @ShannonTerry @RiverBailey01 @AriWasserman @AndyStaples, if you don’t acknowledge reality then it can’t hurt you.

Stay in your safe place.

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@PeteNakos Staples, are you going to comment on the universal fraud known as the SEC, or just more silence?

@ShannonTerry, is this what you’re paying for?

@RiverBailey01, does Rocky Flop exist to lose to B1G squads? People are asking.

@AriWasserman, it’s best just to pretend otherwise.☹️

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@KirkHerbstreit The SEC is 2-6 in bowl games so far this season (the worst in CFB).☹️

Weep away, Kirk.

@Joey_Galloway, sweet conference, huh?

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@CFBNerds So results don’t matter?

Did that dumpster of a conference even make the title game in 23/24?

No, so the second best team in the CFP those years was clearly not the SEC.

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@JustTheSpeaker @pureteamusa @TheFieldPass No they weren’t.

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@alexanderbpaull @randymccabe @JoshPateCFB Records don’t lie.

We up north can admit that, unlike those fans down south of the fourth best (possibly 5th best, the American has a case for 4th) conference.

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@JustTheSpeaker @pureteamusa @TheFieldPass The Alston ruling was on June 21, 2021, AFTER the 2021 class was already enrolled. The first class which was affected by NIL was 2022.

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@JustTheSpeaker @pureteamusa @TheFieldPass The first full year of NIL implementation was 2022, so it’s not tied, it’s 2-1 in favor of the B1G.

[BrutusForLife @BrutusForLife]

@JakeCrain_ Umm, it sure as hell looks like the B1G is dominating at this very moment.

@Blain_Crain☹️

Sorry Crain boys.

Enjoy being out-resourced, 1865 redux!