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i can’t wait to tweet from my chromebook

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

Bruce Springsteen song about woman: you ain’t a beauty but eh you’re alright. Our marriage fell apart

Bruce Springsteen song about man: I need you under my skin you’re in by blood I need you inside of me. Nobody sees me but you. I would stop breathing if you died

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@DrTkamfun It’s basically the same thing I put on my instagram story out here cross posting my jokes

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

What’s this about a Boston lesbian bar having a masc mandate? What about a futch mandate am I right ladies let’s get #futch

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

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Homer would have hated the odyessy movie because there was no Spider Pig and no doughnuts — not even any Duff Beer. Not sure what Chris was thinking with thay one

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

I love ai because it raises my children and has sex with my wife for me. This saves me lots of time to pick my nose and bang my head against the wall

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

I met a girl my age in France and we talked online for years, sent each other postcards, and when I was studying abroad in college I got to visit her a few times. And like damn people are out here talking to ai chatbots when they can just talk to people and meet people

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

All of these adds for using ai chatbots to learn a language make me so sad. When I was in high school and it was the pandemic I joined a random international pen pal website because I was learning French

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

I'll never understand why Up to Me was left off Blood on the Tracks and not released until over a decade later???? hello????

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

@DrTkamfun @nutellajuulpod @coolerfunnygirl @simplifiedseth Am I chopped liver

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Either the rule is mild contact is to be expected and so Egypt’s goal is valid and this is not a penalty OR all contact leads to a foul, in which case this is a penalty and Egypt’s goal was invalid.

The rule can’t be “a foul is whatever fills Gianni Infantino’s pockets more”

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

anyone else miss cape verde anyone else miss mexico :(

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egypt deserved to win that wtf was that ref doing

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ok yeah these refs really are rigged in Messi's favor I guess

[Economissive @Economissive]

The US trying to park the bus but they don't really have a functioning public transport system

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

working from home or as i like to call it watching the world cup with a laptop open

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ive been billy joel maxing a lot recently

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normalize asking gay couples who's the real estate novelist and who's in the navy (probably, for life)

[Alex Shams @alexshams_]

This is a war crime

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Hear Bob Dylan Perform ‘I Shall Be Released’ for the First Time Since 2008

It's the third 'Basement Tapes' song he's resurrected in the past week, following the return of "Baby, Won't You Be My Baby" and "You Ain't Goin' Nowhere."

🎸 https://t.co/SWtFKpAr2u

[yippiee @Bruuceeeee]

Bruce springsteen and Clarence Clemons on stage mid song during the born in the usa tour in the 80s #yas