Bryan Arminio

I hope you like Dad Jokes and awful puns.

[Bryan Arminio @BryanArminio]

https://t.co/1uW2xaprlS @danielvankirk @SklarBrothers #dumbpeopletown

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@DPTpodcast @danielvankirk
https://t.co/hkYZUbPGk5

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Hey @RockstarGames. We need a mission in #GTA6 #GTAVI centered around tracking this man down and...just, uh...having a talk. Just wanting to have a little talk.
https://t.co/sGyXAfjOv0

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@waltywang @Jemsinger @BidenHQ @AP This is the template: https://t.co/4RZQrGtfjx
You can see the "unified reich" text at 0:03. Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity! 😆

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@waltywang @Jemsinger @BidenHQ @AP Oh my god. I used this exact same newspaper headline motion graphics template for a client's project a few weeks ago. Their lazy editor didn't even bother to change the template filler text 😆😆😆

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https://t.co/FdnSssmIX5
@danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown #dptpodcast

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@WashProbs "It's called the blockchain and it means the monkey is mine"

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@AlexPalombo @rheinwaldjones Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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https://t.co/3rX7IYWTBz
@danielvankirk @DPTpodcast #dumbpeopletown

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@cmclymer Hope she relaxes with a nice glass of Cabernet Schadenfreude.

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@stephanie_levy I was thinking she would enjoy a nice glass of cabernet schadenfreude

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@AlexPalombo This will have a place of honor at the top of my tree, right next to

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@AlexPalombo Honestly everyone should have stopped after "Ron DeathSentence". Not gonna top that one ever.

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@ladyballsmcgee "How're ya now?"
"Dead, n' you?"

Deaderkenny.

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@PatCunnane These people are utterly devoid of any compassion or humanity.

And those without compassion or humanity deserve none shown to them in return.

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@AlexPalombo <says nothing, merely smirks annoyingly>

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@AlexPalombo So should we call it...Unbakeable Kimmy Schmidt?

[Bryan Arminio @BryanArminio]

Stop wasting your breath pointing out their galling hypocrisy. They don't care. The hypocrisy is the point. Rules for thee, not for me.
Hypocrisy 👏 is 👏 a 👏 virtue 👏 to 👏 fascists 👏.

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So we really are going to destroy the habitability of our planet for some short-term shareholder profit, aren't we.

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@davidjyancey @roxymeloni @larrypatron @cmclymer What part of "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" isn't clear to you yokels? Or do you genuinely not know that there are other amendments besides the 2nd?