Jeff Marsten

A heaping pile of snark and 80's references with the occasional clever thought.

[Jeff Marsten @jmarsten81]

@SitcomPeople Love Trailer Park Boys and Schitt's Creek but this list needs Letterkenny.

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@StoolMintzy Ireland's Four Courts in Arlington. It was named Best Soccer Bar in the US by @MenInBlazers

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@alexanderrocks EGA is getting the Mega Championship at night 2 of Triplemania

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@SitcomPeople Party Down

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@DMVAdventures You're a real life Squirrely Dan

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@AceAwes0me

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@DKSportsbook Needs more 2019 Washington Nationals. The trio of Scherzer, Strasburg and Corbin won them the World Series.

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@FDSportsbook ⚾️

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@BlackMediaHub Stairway To Stardom!

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@adamrank It'll put butts in seats?

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@FanDuel @Commanders #RaiseHail

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

🚨 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 🚨

To celebrate the AWESOME new look for our friends @Commanders, we're giving away a jersey!

For a chance to win:

1⃣ REPOST this post
2⃣ FOLLOW @FanDuel & @Commanders
3⃣ REPLY with #RaiseHail

Rules: https://t.co/CPLiqTROTb

[Jeff Marsten @jmarsten81]

@brianpingnews @dailysimpsons @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill Google isn't aware of the upstate New York vernacular.

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@NylaRoseBeast At least they have mambo sauce.

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@Nationals And the bullpen pisses it away

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@DMVAdventures @lockedonwizards The cutoff should be Leesburg. No chance Western Loudoun is part of the DMV.

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@ochiengachie @MorbidKnowledge Six weeks is 42 days. Six months is more than 180.

[Navy Yard Nats @NavyYardNats]

𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 & 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 @NavyYardNats to
𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 (two) FREE tickets to 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 at Nationals Park!

Winner picked Wednesday 8pm.

#OpeningDay

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@PlusEV @FDSportsbook Didn't realize CB Bucknor had a burner account.

[Navy Yard Nats @NavyYardNats]

𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 & 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 to 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 FREE tickets to 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 at Nats Park!

2 winners 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 tickets each. Winners picked this Friday, 3/27 5pm.

Get in on our 2026 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆!