Bryan Schley

Sell your phone and buy a Glock

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

I would like to reiterate that I am not a serial masturbator.

I will now do a Twitter search for pictures of Mara Sov's armpits and repost as many as I can find.

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@GisselGewelle @BitterCRZDLoner You can't play Rogue in Overwatch, inshallah

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@MarkRiese1982 @SydSteyerhart Faggot.

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@thirdmetax Woah he's just like me frfr

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@kobitokoibito @s4_black That's a good point. We should listen to this guy.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

It's blatantly retarded to not understand that the blatantly retarded dictate our society. Yes, the top 2% implement the rules, but the blatantly retarded lowest 2% decide by their actions what those rules are.

Go enjoy your morning McDonald's coffee marked, 'Warning: Coffee Hot' and go to your OSHA compliant job.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@ZoomerHistorian Can the big boy trillionaire use his big boy dollars and fund a documentary on one of the rape victims, one that hammers home the point that this shit happened to more people than your brain can process into anything other than a number?

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

I distinctly remember tweeting at Vance about performing regime change in the UK.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@Sargon_of_Akkad @ThatAlexWoman Me when I try to condescend to Carl of Swindon, the guy who became so homicidally angry he increased his IQ by brute-force so he could more eloquently explain which and why people need to die to make things better in his country.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@GregoryKBovino The 2028 primary election will be determined by who can signal 'WAGTFKY' harder

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

Hacked into the Hubble Telescope to check the patch notes on reality, no fucking clue what The Entity meant by 'squeeb enabled' and I don't want to care anymore.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@GlassPalestine Have you considered not sucking giant enormous penis and recognizing that Rupert Lowe is the only UK politician that will stop this from happening? Like, his platform is this issue, and if he wins there will be justice for the victims.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@Landeur You know the names of the people who did this to your nation.

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@ChiefCanuck These idiots make D3 or they don't get to have a company anymore.

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@toffee_32 Watching playthroughs is video game cuckoldry.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@yomaaren Mentally checked out when Chudlo Ren crashed out and succumbed to gay baby rage at the end of that cutscene.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

There's a high possibility that people don't know that I am mostly joking about being a habitual hog cranker.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@Infidel_sg @aeonsveil @OWCavalry You guys lack whimsy and joy in your lives.

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@GothMilk333 Can a young aristocrat of the soul be spiritually unemployed?

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

@PalmyrPar My Mona Lisa

[Bryan Schley @BryanSchleyReal]

Honestly my greatest feat of running a Shadowrun game was the introduction of Captain MegaDeath HitlerRapist and his merrymen (midgets with the stupid fucking musket that does like 7P)