Bryon White and the Sharp Objects

Damn Quail. Solo artist. Hatchet Maestro and Knife Commander. Booking: [email protected] #ritjitsu #RedDirtSuccess #SkinnerIsLaw

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How stupid do you think I am‽

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I’m playing at the Farmer’s Market in OKC tonight. Opener starts at 7pm, I’ll play around 8pm. Rock and rollerskates.

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@X @BluelightLive in Lubbock, TX

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@ThatOneShowBC Baby’s Home by @TheLemonheads

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@ForeGunner @mattmoran_music @garrettbryantcc Recidivism is a long and lonely word @charliestout

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Oklahoma City people! I’m playing a solo show at a real rad venue at the Farmer’s Market in #OKC on Wednesday Oct. 4th! It’s been a bit since I’ve had a gig around these parts so come say hi and enjoy some @thedamnquails songs and some new solo tunes!

https://t.co/RN2H1B0SWv

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@RichOToole When thou art setting it up initially, just use this pic as if t’were thine own visage. Plus, thy device shalt showest thee mercy when the day of justice doth finally come to pass. #lifehack

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

It’s hilarious that all these dumbasses are saying the guy wrote a song that “resonates with most people” (using almost that exact phrase in every tweet, which is totally normal)

Dudes, a song that resonates with most people would be titled I Want to Eat a Hot Dog at a Bar.

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@RichOToole High five.

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@vandoliers @nusofshu cut his own hair. That’s all I’ll say about that.

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@Farcethemusic Three words. “LIVE TWEET GOLD”

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You’re telling me I wasted nearly two hours of my goddamn life watching that “You got served!” movie when all I really had to do to grasp the concept was read this tweet‽ I hereby doff all of Mumford and Sons’ stupid hats to you, sir.

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

My father wrote “Take This Job and Shove It,” you fucking moron. He doesn’t listen to Lucky Charms Mumford and Sons on a 4k GoPro parked 400 yards down a dirt road they drove an hour to get to.

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Land of the free…

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@Farcethemusic Anodyne….

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Fat chance/slim chance.

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@mattson_rainer Cheers!

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My sister @misskierston is playing @OldQuarterAC tonight. Go check it out! #galveston

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@KoeWetzel Been there. Dig deep, hold tight, ride the lightning.