Brandon Fey-Poehler

High dramatics brought on by a poor upbringing and an infelicitous social life

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@TimCowlishaw That's a lot of half shirts/vests. Prob gave him 1 game for trying to bring that look back

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@SammLevine @RoryAlbanese Really hard to find someone to like/root for on that show. Meatball...or meathead, idk, got to be most obnoxious & annoying one yet

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@Nic_Hamilton A dude could just go as the forehead. That things huge!

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

Was tempted to go with Kurgan's Theme

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

Highlander sdtrk-A kind of magic album. Why wasn't Queen offered more of these? https://t.co/4bKKSDqHO4 via @youtube

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@tyrabanks Hot sauce. It's a Southern thing. (Omelettes? A shitload of cheese. Not necessarily a Southern thing)

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@KngHnryVIII I'm guessing it's not a diet book

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@milliebbrown @Stranger_Things @MatthewModine How do we know that wasn't a sarcastic "Peachy"? #DrBrenner

[CJ Hernandez @CJHernandez]

Job Interview: What's the most useful skill you learned in college?

me: honestly, the ability to sleep literally anywhere at any time

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Never been so nostalgic for Kim Jong-il.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Pyongyang Dancing Club lengthens co-ed dancing hours to one hour (6:00 - 7:00) every other Tuesday morning.

[Jackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16]

Still pissed that I didn't get that guest spot on Dharma&Greg #25yeargrudge

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@SportsCenter They better pray to God not😂

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. https://t.co/BwOwSDnOce

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

@chadopitz Don't know what's more unfortunate for the author that she wrote this book or that her name is Belcher

[Kirk Fox @kirkfox]

Safe sex to me is extra pillows and a floodlight.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Today:
- shout
- spew
- storm about
- explode
- feel angry I'm not more angry
- explore my feelings by smashing things
- drink wine in bed

[Brandon Fey-Poehler @BubbaSpur]

CCR- It came out of the sky. https://t.co/BvTblSvNuf via @youtube