Uncle Buck

Liberty. bbq is therapy. handsome.

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

How has there never been an infant formula called, “ I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother!”?

We could make millions!

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@BonafideKRS I would be Porkins, so it would be Take Me Home, Country Roads

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@NotABBWLover AEW?

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@BonafideKRS Sounds guht

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@NotABBWLover

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

Out of all the shit I’ve talked about the local gubmint, my fave by far happened mere moments ago. “Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn’t get the grease. Sometimes the squeaky wheel get replaced by another that won’t squeak out!” Damn! Fire, son! Only two whiskey drinks in for that fuego

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@BonafideKRS @beer_hads I just miss chatting with you. I’ve been away from hellsite for a while. You were one of the few that made it sane.

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@DallinLStreet Even more dangerous than Texas A&M and that’s hard to do

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@NotABBWLover

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I’m back, baby

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@BravoKiloActual You don’t leave Jesus because of Judas, Uncle BK

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@HelenaVillarO @WhiteHouse I’m Catholic. Sit down. It’s just him being a silly goose

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

Get ratio’ed

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Walmart already has gay pride stuff out..

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@CosmicSkeptic

[Trad West @trad_west_]

The tilma of Guadalupe still hasn’t decayed after 500 years.

Its colors can’t be reproduced.

And in her eye? A reflection of witnesses, 1/100th of a millimeter.

This is the image that shouldn’t exist , but it does - a 🧵✝️

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@NotABBWLover i blame her culture, honestly

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Pennsylvania woman arrested for launching explosive diarrhea out of her rear end on another driver's car during a road rage incident.

The family of 44-year-old Christina Solometo says there is more to the story than what you see below.

Solometo was taken into custody after a road rage incident ended with feces on a car, according to police.

"I know it's being joked about a lot. There are all kinds of puns and innuendos online, but bottom line, we are treating it seriously," said Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna.

"It can't happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town. The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing is really unwelcome. We don't want this."

According to NBC10, the family says there is more to the story. They're trying to get a lawyer.

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

I got blocked for saying you should guide your kids so they don’t turn out to be weebs. Lmao my ass off

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@fancythis Nah. “I hope my kids like whatever art they like” lol! Nah, that’s how you get weebs and weirdos. Gotta guide them kids to good art. Allowing kids to find their own art is like saying, “i’m gonna allow my kids to find the diet that works for them” NOPE! Always guide the kids

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@fancythis Nah. “I hope my kids like whatever art they like” lol! Nah, that’s how you get weebs and weirdos. Gotta guide them kids to good art. Allowing kids to find their own art is like saying, “i’m gonna allow my kids to find the diet that works for them” NOPE! Always guide the kids

[Uncle Buck @Buck4Libertas]

@UpdatingOnRome Battle of Lapanto

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@mearmalite10 I legit thought you were talking about pork butt/belly