Sir Bufton Tufton MP

Huge C Conservative & here 2help u little common people get just what u deserve. MP for Borsetshire & really really not into Wokey nonsense

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@AaronBell4NUL Well @AaronBell4NUL you and your opportunist jumping on the #BorisJohnsonResign bandwagon just brings further shame on my beloved #Tory party and the next time I see you in the commons I will ignore you, but welcome your support to make me the next #PM !
🎩Vote Bufton #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

Well as pretty much the only Tory MP who hasn’t been caught at a “works” meeting where there were a few drinkies and nibbles, least of all anything that could pass as a cake. I’m looking pretty good to inherit the #PM #AtLast job from poor old #Boris 🎉 🥂 🍾 🎈 🎊 #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

Well another week where being a Conservative MP isn’t all party party party … Oh wait a minute !
🎊 🍷 🎉🎄🎩 Yours Bufton possibly your next PM ! #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@RevAlanFranks @BatesLine @Felpercathedral May I recommend the oft trotted out MP answer in troubling times of “I’m returning to (constituency but in your case Vicarage) to spend some time with my family” although this may be difficult in your case Alan !
😉🎩Let me know if I can help further, yours etc Bufton #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@sarforalltosee @CThomas663 My dear little Popsie, my order for fried bread and mushrooms seems to be missing, is it coming as a side order ?!!!
😉🎩 All the best, yours as always Buffers, the PM this country truly both needs and deserves ! #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@BorsetshireCID Thank you (Acting) DCI Mason
😉🎩 Yours and Candys, Buffers #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@ArchersEmojis Thank you for joining the campaign to get me further elevated to be the PM this country deserves.
I’m hoping you can work your frankly indecipherable (to me anyway) magic on my campaign literature so I can appeal to the “yoof” voters !
👍🏻🎩Yours Buffers #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@tiredverytired Ergo one must be delightful, just in case anyone else wants to join the Bufton Express to his Prime Ministerial destination !
😉🎩 Yours Bufton …… Possibly the leader this country nae galaxy of ours truly deserves ! #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@tiredverytired Thank you for joining the #BuftonForPm
I’d like to offer you the position of head of my security team and get you to help me formulate a new Home Office strategy for the Police as I’m tired of you and yours getting dumped on !
👍🏻🎩Yours Buffers #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@nathanwinder5 @Grumpomcchief @ruth_wishart Absobloodylootly !
😉🎩Sir Bufton Tufton MP for Borsetshire and big fan of Saint Margaret #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@whysospurious I was rather hoping she’d been resurrected !
😢🎩 Sir Bufton Tufton MP for Borsetshire and big fan of Mrs T or Sir as we used to call her #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@SpirituallyKate That’s not a no to going out then !
What time would you like my driver to pick you up ?
👍🏻🎩 Bufton’s right up for this 👍🏻👍🏻 #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@SpirituallyKate Well I’m prepared to forgive and forget if you are !
Maybe I could pick you up and we’ll go for a little drinky poo’s at my club and have a spot of dinner as well and then do a theatre or art gallery then back to my flat for “coffee”
👍🏻🎩 Yours Bufton #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@SpirituallyKate Whoa there my lovely young popsie, I just staggered out of the bar, I wasn’t very very drunk but a little unsteady on my feet and before I knew where I was I had wandered through the wrong voting lobby !
🤪🎩The Am will be fine as Brian’s leak will kill off the sewage #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@Queenie_2312 My dear young Lady, surely the cogent point here is that you’re clearly better than him so expressing yourself with what one can only describe as a potty mouth is rather sinking to the level of which you’re finding irksome !
👍🏻🎩 For a better world vote @BuftonMp ! #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@pambeamish @RichieBrave I was joking which I had hoped was pretty obvious !
🙄🎩 #TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

@pambeamish @RichieBrave Whilst I agree with you about the racism, he was a primetime comic back then and very popular, we now live in more “enlightened times”
I feel I must correct you as Jim has been married many times and had lots of girlfriends so I’m not sure you can say he hates women !
#TheArchers

[Sir Bufton Tufton MP @BuftonMp]

So sad to hear about #SirDavidAmess he was a good man doing a good job.