The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks

Now that I’ve seen off St Shula of the Poxy Stables there is now no doubt who “The Daddy is” when it comes to religion in Ambridge ! 🙏🏻😉

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

Well at last some praise for a difficult job well done but that’s after all what us Clergy do on a daily basis it’s just a shame my actual words don’t often make it through the edit and quite remarkable when they do completely unmolested !
😉🙏🏻 Blessings all round #TheArchers

[Felpersham Cathedral @Felpercathedral]

Exemplary, @RevAlanFranks. Great pastoral care. #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@hugzee Good God I’m a nice guy !
😉🙏🏻 Bless you all #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@gettagripfolks 🙏🏻 Bless you and best wishes for your further turning of the ridiculous tide of stupidity that is swamping this once magnificent land of ours 👍🏻 #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@jen_jstephen @baghwallah 😍

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@baghwallah @jen_jstephen Hmmm and it wasn’t a #Euphemism either !
😉🙏🏻Bless you Baggy and Jen plus her menagerie as well of course #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Felpercathedral @AmbridgeChurch Yes my relief at finally making it through the edit is nothing compared to your relief trust me !
😉🙏🏻 Bless me as I should be in everyday and on @BBCr4today Thought for the day plus of course an Ambridge Extra run as well #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Felpercathedral I’ve always seen being a Vicar, Acting head of Borchester CID and being Ambridges MP as being very similar jobs and in reality could be done by the same person really as long as that person has the ability to compartmentalise their life successfully !
😉🙏🏻 Bless you #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Kernow27 @allthisandless Thank you I’m hoping for a packed church for a change and even a few people outside as well if the weather is nice !
😉🙏🏻Bless you for your kind offer 👍🏻 #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Felpercathedral Thank you but I will be fine and I’ve no idea why the semi literate writers feel the need to turn what actually happens here in the real Ambridge into the drivel you all hear is beyond me !
🤷🏻‍♂️🙏🏻 Bless you all anyway #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Airscaper @Corporalhumble @Felpercathedral Well over the years I’ve called her worse things, however as the honour of being in charge of her funeral is all mine, I think it’s best to gloss over that now don’t you ?
😉🙏🏻 Bless her and of course I will do the Aldridges and the various affiliates proud on the day #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Felpercathedral @rayanglesea I don’t think you need to be medically trained to guess it’s probably best not to hold one’s breath for the #secondcoming of anyone, let alone #Jennydahling🙄
Mind you if she manages it I’d happily wave through a stained glass window to commemorate it !
😂🙏🏻#Blessings #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@FatherColin1 @Felpercathedral Jesus, have you been over doing the incense again or what ?!!!
😱Omg whatever next ! #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@rayanglesea @Felpercathedral Christ there’s more chance of me getting my own Ambridge Extra run !
🙄 Bless you anyway #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@rhodes_vivienne @Felpercathedral I bloody well won’t
😡#TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Felpercathedral This isn’t fair as I have been a pillar of support to the entire family not that my efforts get through the edit very often and then my actor acts/reads out the rubbish @keridavies and his troop of poorly preforming scribblers churn out.
#BlessJenny and you lot #TheArchers 🙏🏻😢

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Corporalhumble @Felpercathedral @AmbridgeChurch 😉🙏🏻 Well said and bless you #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@SimonOliver1958 No and it’s looking like another trip to #Sermons4U.com is on the cards otherwise I’ll end up getting mine !
I’m sorry to say there was an unfortunate incident at the horse racing night at another Church of mine last night, btw “Mums the word”
Suffice it to say 🤢🤮#TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@Lila740141 It seems like more than 4 and it takes ages to get round them all these days as @keridavies seems to have lost/forgotten about my 🏍️I reckon it’s high time he had an Alzheimer’s test but I’m no doctor apart from in Theology !
😉🙏🏻 Blessings all round #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@wenlockhouse @keridavies You’re clearly not a big believer in self help are you Stephen ?
I would at this point if I were not a venerated Parish Vicar make some ghastly gag about being into self help big time since Usha buggered off with that God awful @keridavies but I am so I won’t !
😉🙏🏻 #TheArchers

[The Reverend Alan (The Unfortunate) Franks @RevAlanFranks]

@SimonOliver1958 No Simon TLR is dead and I’m hoping for that funeral gig as well as I hoping this could be the start of an upturn in business sorry bookings !
👍🏻����🏻 Happy days are here again and I better polish my funeral shoes #TheArchers