bugdale jones

[Edward Gibbon @EdwardEGibbon]

If London had Washington DC’s homicide rate (2024), it would have around 2,500 murders a year. The true figure is about 100.

[Silmarillion Enjoyer @DGoweyAuthor]

So awesome that his first reaction is not to ask for proof but "so the giant just got away"

[mark 🪞 @total_exit]

I remember taking out a copy of Capital Vol 1 from the UQ library where the first 14 pages were covered with pencilled remarks like "WRONG!!" And "poor deluded fool!"

and then after page 14, they stopped.

[mira king 🔻⛏️ @wokejucheism]

timezones are a kulak degeneracy. "make the world revolve around it being light enough outside so i can see my farms!!1!"

upon the seizure of power by the proletariat, we will enforce a worldwide single clock time system and install adaptive LED lighting acros the globe

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

It's kinda funny that peaky blinders exists. It's like Anthony Hopkins played the lead in Sons of Anarchy for 6 years.

[my pupusa is purring @BougieClarkKent]

is that a public pool? with kids @FBI

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I’ve seen enough. We should just get rid of the primary process and let this man personally pick who the nominee is.

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I was a tutor for bachelor theses before and after COVID and there was a real shift in Lit studies from writing about real literature, classics etc. to Young Adult slop

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps”

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Donald Trump has a 38 percent approval rating

[Valeriy 🍒🪖 @k4l4shn1k0v34]

Doesn't know anything about Stalingrad or lend-lease award 🏅

[MARS🥞🌹 @4res44444444]

They still think the drug problem is just about people saying no

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

40 years of "unleashing the private sector" lmao

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[lizzy 🌸 @lizzyflanagan]

The elite want your kids to be fucking morons. They want to drive teachers out of the field by making it so hopeless the stress breaks them, and then they can replace them with a chat bot

[UranianOctober @UranianOctober]

Yes mum, I didn't do the dishes like I promised. But by promising to do the dishes, I helped create the discursive conditions through which the dishes could get done

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

For the people who don't track these things closely, when JD Vance says he's “postliberal” in this context it doesn't mean “post-Democrat,” it means “post-Constitution.”

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

I do think the movie avoids leaning into much of its pathos because it wanted to be a lighter change of pace from the previous five, but Vulture is so very clearly a “Fuck you, I got mine” boomer man

[scoubidou @imstukintraffic]

Its so interesting how women cope with this by being like "these men are probably balding incels whove never touched a woman" like sorry guys its high time to accept that these are in fact the men youre dating and marrying. They hate you!