Theodore Roosevelt

26th President of the United States; hunter; author; Bull Moose

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Be sure to watch me on Deadliest Warrior this season. And if I lose, boycott the show.

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Damn I'm cool.

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I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

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If anyone of you doesn’t mean business let him say so now.

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Bully!

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Whew, I've been gone for a while. That's what I get for trying to climb every mountain in the world, one after another.

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@DeezPNutz While hunting elephants, I find that being able to kill them with their favorite food would catch them off guard. Peanut tips?

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The next one to call me "Teddy" is going to get a big-stick-beating.

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@The_Real_Goatse Good heavens.

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@_Godzilla_ Don't be talking bad about New York, there, son. I didn't stamp out police corruption just to have a lizard insult my great city

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If Russia and Japan ever start their petty bullshit again, let me know. I could use another Nobel Peace Prize.

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My foot hurts. That's what I get for kicking a gorilla in the face, I guess.

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@_Godzilla_ You. Me. Fistfight.

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Who wants elephant meat? I accidentally killed too many with my bare hands this morning.

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@GenGeorgie I'll show those spineless cowards how it's done.

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I have some Narwhals to wrestle today.

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After a long day of wrestling alligators, it's time to head to sleep. On top of Mount Everest.

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@BouldersSuck Stop being a coward. Just smash through that sissy boulder.

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@thormjollnir I am a big fan of your way of doing things.