Missy

That wasn't very Versace of you... #ELE

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Before each one of my proms I cried about being too ugly or too big, and didn't give myself any credit. Looking back I fucking slayed. Go me

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

imagine you high asf then you get in a fight with dr strange

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

New year, still that bitch

[hailey @DoorSquid]

Me: I’m so fun when I drink

me when I’m drunk: I’m going to unalive *hours of sobbing*

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

@Sleazingg I beg to differ

[yaboibunnie @yaboibunnie2k10]

@bigslizzy Me at the register for any transaction over $5.99

[j bby ❁ @litjohnathan]

my body count resetting at midnight 😌🥳

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Covid comedy

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Happy national coming out day! I like titties! 😋

[Brendan Jewell @BrendanJewell]

Very excited to have my first published story on the Toronto Observer!

Jays' Martin making great strides at 1st spring camp https://t.co/nXCDkarW51 via @TorontoObserver

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

I had a dream last night that I ordered apple pie from McDonald’s, and I woke this morning to go eat it and I cannot tell you the sadness that waved over me when I realized it wasn’t real.

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

I forgot I tweeted this. This is funny ahhaha.

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

I had a dream last night that I ordered apple pie from McDonald’s, and I woke this morning to go eat it and I cannot tell you the sadness that waved over me when I realized it wasn’t real.

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

I just want my life back man

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

@BrendanJewell

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Is it still considered “laying in bed all day” if the bed is made and you’re just on-top?... I vote no. I feel accomplished.

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Hey so uhm, yeah this is kinda awkward I guess but..

I lost the game

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

It pisses me off so much and breaks my heart everytime I see someone post their chick-Fil-a or whatever it’s called. If you don’t know why, maybe look into it.... 🙃🙃🙃no one should want to support that company.

Not trying to attack anyone.... but like I am.... 😋

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Hot take: showers are the least relaxing activity. You have to fight for what part of your body gets hit by the warm water, you have to stand... and when you get out you’re an ice cube and have to run to bed. I miss my tub.

[Missy @BumbleBreeW]

Honestly I’m aware of how inappropriate and vulgar this is but that’s just my brand idc it’s true