matt

olympic gold medal winner

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[matt @BungoUhOh]

“But now with his master gone he lay there, castaway, on piles of dung from mules and cattle, heaps collecting out before the gates till Odysseus’ serving-men could cart it off to manure the king’s estates.” He forgot the poop!!!

[matt @BungoUhOh]

where’s the poop

[َ @Melpomnes]

Ulysses and Argus
By Briton Rivière

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Peanuts
Charles Schulz 08.01.68

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Here Bond, a cyanide pill disguised as a mint. You can use it to kill yourself in a pinch. And this Bond, is your watch. It’s fitted with a detonator to kill yourself if necessary. And of course your gun, the Walther PPK. Only one bullet though so save it for if you’re captured.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

PKD really nailed something about the Nazis here I feel. From the man in the high castle

[Larry “Big Rig” Lubchuk @larrylub1736]

@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.

[mox @rudethehamster]

how it genly feels to write about your feelings

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[miss katie @katiopolis]

accidentally told the dollar tree cashier to “keep fighting the good fight”

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

CASHIER SAID THAT WILL BE 17.46
I SAID OK
RESPONDING WITH ZERO HESITATION OR MERCY I PAID THE AGREED UPON PRICE AND TOOK THE ITEM THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish

[jifya8 @jifysn]

After years of Meditating I've finally reached a state of Nevada

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war