Brandon Updike

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@cmccow11 @nypost Yeah, cause getting $5.25 a pound recycling the scraps from my career is so demeaning lmao.

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@RepJackKimble Despite nearly 140 working days sounding like a lot, that’s an astounding 28 five day work weeks. 56 weeks in a year.

- signed a electrician who’s worked 50 hour weeks the past 18 years.

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@SevroBarcatem @Sp1thfc You also carry the responsibility to avoid conflict. Not seek it.

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

Shoutout @Shanemgillis for gettin the straight of Hormuz back open

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@CattardSlim “You’re fat”

Okay, you’re right. I’ll lose weight now

“Insecure man”

People suck 🙄

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@lukecombs Back in the saddle!

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[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@sciencegirl Doom, Oregon trail, sims, then the www. game Outwar

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@dudemuf @oexalith @bluewmist Lolol accurate

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@NotYerSlave @oexalith @bluewmist Yup - my kid enjoys collecting the eggs from a neighbors chicken coop. There is a notable difference between store bought eggs vs free range too.

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@oexalith @bluewmist I like the humor but it’s actually the total opposite of an abortion lol .. it’s a non fertilized egg

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@WarMonitor3 So targets in Iran were precise, deliberate. Irans response has been like a disturbed hornet’s nest flying out hitting random targets. They are not going to gain any public support

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@kirawontmiss A part that doesn’t get discussed is A LOT of the younger generation is perfectly content renting. A major home builder in my area has started / steadily increased apartment building over the past ten years. They’re loved by this generation

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@davehelman_ The players constant contract greed steadily declines my interest in the game at this point.

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@lukecombs Luke you entering that mid 30s dad era of establishing new hobbies? lol

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@TheOnlyNickel @ShawnRyan762 It has gotten draining seeing the constant doom and gloom about our country. Like seeing the spoiled rich kids gripe about their lives not realizing how good they still have it

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@LeVeonBell Most people do it on account of power outages, so they have a warm place to be. However, you haven’t lived winter if you never got in a 4WD pickup truck and went out on the backroads raising hell. So much fun

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

@SydneyLWatson My son is an October baby, he was dominating kids in soccer to the point the coach started playing defense against him lol your man has a point

[Brandon Updike @Bupdike21]

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