Allison Burek

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@MeKatlynMarie Omg yes! I am loving this #bromance and Jordan is definitely growing on me. Not a fan of Leo or Chris though. Chris brings out the jerk in Jordan who is otherwise a good guy #gooseshit

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@ABC7Chicago a group of bystanders just helped flip an overturned car on Northbound Lakeshore Drive after an accident left victims trapped inside

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@Johny_Tsunami7 You’re buying in to it by doing that. This is the whole reason for the name change

[Shane @gelatoboii]

“Hi, welcome to International House of Burgers, what can I get you?”

Me:

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@MeKatlynMarie I’m team Garret but Clay is a solid choice 🌹

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@Johny_Tsunami7 Did you hear what the B stands for??! I don’t think I’ve ever once had a burger from IHOP

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@ConnieBurek and I got quite a kick out of the new @amyschumer movie #IFeelPretty Definitely recommend if you are in need of a good laugh out loud kind of movie

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@MeKatlynMarie don't worry, you're still in the #honeymoon phase. This too shall pass. I had a friend one time who literally wrote thoughts she had on a post-it note because her bf was out of town and she didn't want to forget to share

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

Imagine my surprise when @TSA @FLYPIA made me remove my apple, let a TSA agent unwrap and inspect the apple, throw the unwrapped apple in a dog bowl and pass it thru the X-ray machine... thanks @TSA for ruining my afternoon snack... #gross #badapple

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

DBA Commercial Team enjoying the Wizarding World of Harry Potter #IBMDigitalSalesU #BeAmazingIDS photo credit: @LuksicFrank

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

When management arranges an office potluck and someone brings cold pizzas for breakfast 😂🍕 #MillennialMove

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

It's success stories like this that make me love to partner with our friends at @enchoice for all things #EnterpriseContentManagement

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

The @IBM #Marketplace is making it easier than ever to get access to the software you love #SPSS https://t.co/teo5OU8YYc

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

That's not Santa. YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. #TheBachelorFinale

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@MeKatlynMarie or those stupid swim trunks!

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

@ConnieBurek Come join me, because #StarbucksforLife is better with friends. #contest https://t.co/90yS3tToJT

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

Learn how to transform your business to be a #cognitive business #ibmwow @annettefranz https://t.co/fisQLNbnTf

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

Some excellent resources for those interested in learning more about #datascience and #predictiveanalytics https://t.co/DKJQIWxHs0

[Allison Burek @BurekAli]

#PokemonGo players are the winner with new #WatsonIoT hack from #ATTShape! https://t.co/OZBLWvnXH7