Bobs

There's always tomorrow.

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

The third most influential creator in the world campaigns for democrats, but he opposes genocide and thinks Palestinians are human beings so of course the Democratic Party hates him

[Bobs @BurkeBobby]

Not on my watch

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Americans’ drinking hits record lows for second straight year, Gallup finds

[Bobs @BurkeBobby]

Loving responding to instagram stories. I don’t care if I haven’t talked to you in 12 years. I’m giving an opinion.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem attends bronze statue unveiling honoring her governorship of South Dakota.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Here is the crime spree you could go on in Texas that would get you less of a punishment than having a 1G weed vape

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[lauren @wrenicole]

shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

At my pre surgery consult and the doctor said I have to stop smoking. I said "vaping too?", and he said first of all it’s not smoke it’s like some other shit, plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

met this guy at a party 3 months ago and he’s been sending this every Sunday since. don’t know his name and don’t think he’d tell me if I asked

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[the giant @chaser_bait]

test your fucking poppers. fuck

[Grace @gracecamille_]

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[Bobs @BurkeBobby]

4th rewatch and Mad Men is still the greatest show ever written

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy