Mitch 🦅

turtle boys up

[Mitch 🦅 @Burn2Post]

what a gargoyle

[Acyn @Acyn]

Haley Stevens says she wants Abdul El-Sayed to win but then calls on him to denounce ads

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

Ok now do Owners and Insiders.

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy—they told him he should. Hold a press conference in front of The Cheesecake Factory. He happens to be a former hedge fund manager worth half a billion dollars, and he was out there in front of the Cheesecake Factory explaining how he ordered the delicious French dipped cheeseburger.

[Oh No He Didn't 🤯 @ohnohedidnt24]

Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper:

"I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Funny how WIP haven't had ANY polls made to slander McKee. Not to mention any hating clips of e.g. Giglio or Eskin talking shit.

This despite McKee being the worst QB in succes rate.

And now that Hurts is out, they want to start against Smitty?

#Eagles

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Mike Rogers is running the most racist campaign in the country and will be a vote to fund Trump’s internment camps.

Supporting him in the name of concerns about bigotry is ludicrous.

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

If @HaleyforMI says anything other than “vote for Abdul” tonight on @kaitlancollins then she should be a Dem party pariah forever.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

The butthurt handling of this primary defeat by Haley Stevens and now her fiance after they had tens of millions in outside money spent on her behalf is appalling. The next SecDef or a Trump SCOTUS judge is on the line here! Totally pathetic & reveals that the loss was deserved

[Daniel Pearson @DPearsonPHL]

People love saying that Philadelphia should tax the rich. What rich? The wealth in this region lives in the suburbs. Even if you spent every penny of Brian Roberts' and Allan Domb' money, you wouldn't cover a year of city services.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[Mitch 🦅 @Burn2Post]

@_rotimia in Howie we trust

[big_pedestrian @big_pedestrian]

Letting people with severe mental illness and addiction rot and die on the street and completely dominate the public realm is not a progressive ideal. The families that rely on transit, libraries, parks and streets deserve safe, clean, comfortable, corpse free spaces.

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

Yes he has quite the resume Ian, thank you. Shall we look at what the Google machine pulls up for the last couple years? Hmmm, 16 allegations of sexual misconduct, a 10 game suspension from the NFL, and a terrible 73% on FGs in 2024. I feel like this is a Norm Macdonald bit “wow that’s the first I’m hearing of this!”

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Why are sports betting apps funding elections?

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

ICYMI:

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

My big idea: A fix the darn country constitutional amendment.

✅Ban partisan gerrymandering
✅Create term limits for Congress and the Supreme Court
✅Overturn Citizens United and get dark and corporate money out of politics
✅Ban stock trading by federal officials

[Mitch 🦅 @Burn2Post]

@thomasrp93 havent heard a peep from Spike or @JoeGiglioSports

[Mitch 🦅 @Burn2Post]

@JohnnyWalsh__ its esp dumb when - to do big Mamdani-style social programs (which i support) - we’ll need to raise rev by incentivizing biz to stay / move here!

[John @JohnnyWalsh__]

Philly DSA referring to corporations and developers as their first two entities to “take on” really doesn’t give me a lot of confidence that this movement is anything like Mamdani’s in NY. Feel like it’s going to be far more stupid.

[Ben Bear @BenBear]

This is the greatest NYT headline of all time. It was about crypto at the time, but explains how many feel about AI right now.