🕊 KB 🕊

im suffering from Too Fucking Cool disease and its chronic

[KHIERIØN @KHIERION]

college is dumb as fuck there’ll be a required upper division class you need to take to graduate on time but theres only one class available thats FULL with only 50 seats and the professor has a 1.5 star rating and kills your family if you try asking questions abt lecture

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[Future Rockstar GF @fendifaguette]

JANE FONDA TAKE A FUCKING MULTIVITAMIN RIGHT NOW

[black joe goldberg @return2foreva]

Every day of college for me is this

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

At least we have Fat Bear Week to look forward to. Remember Chunk? I liked him.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[sydney @squid_bees]

when youre relating to the authors struggles then google them and see they eventually killed themself

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

getting shot in the head

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Ideally your husband should have this approximate vibe imo

[brandon* @brndxix]

loser shit

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

It doesn't seem right that there are like a million songs about being in love with a girl but only one about encountering spectral cowboys doomed to eternally chase a herd of ghostly cattle.

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

them crackas was in a different bag when they released “life is a highway”.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my big plans this summer are going to da movies, eating turkey sandwiches, & getting ice cream with my friends

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.