Charles Entertainment Schwab ⛐

Fire Nation Cultural Attaché. Views and shitposts are mine.

[Charles Entertainment Schwab ⛐ @BushAdmittedIt]

@LoverOfDucks @jackdwagner @willmenaker Xavier School for Mediocre Whites

[CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK]

Judge advises professional burglar Glen Banks to try a different career after he left a photograph of himself at the scene. 'You're no good at it,' the judge tells him. https://t.co/M9H0EPnP72

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Websites still got it

[suze @cortadoedison]

Hidden gem!!!

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Charles Entertainment Schwab ⛐ @BushAdmittedIt]

@danbayens pepperidge farm remembers

[﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Spongebob has memes for every single aspect in life

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

the excitement is palpable for Sporting Event 02382 here inside District 9 Exclusion Zone 25

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

I love having repair men over because there’s always that beautiful moment where they walk in, notice the 700+ cans of baked beans covering my wall, visibly pause to process it, then continue the job without asking a single question

true professionalism

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV says “I never wanted to be be Pope, not when I was younger and not when I was older, but when the Lord calls you have to say yes”

[Charles Entertainment Schwab ⛐ @BushAdmittedIt]

@bingbongdungie @cortadoedison GreViWe

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Mom giving an Update on dads garden

[Jimmy Rushton @JimmySecUK]

"Unfortunately, we cannot drone strike Andrew Tate," Ukraine's Unmanned Systems Forces tells the internet, to widespread disappointment.

[Minnow @Phila_Mino]

Hahaha, brothers will always be brothers, even if one is the Pope of Rome.

[Paul Blest @pblest]

How many countries are being ruined by Miami

[Jason Meisner @jmetr22b]

Grand juror: "I heard this case like last
week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I
still think it is."
Prosecutor: I kind of had that
impression from last week, but thank you....(juror excused)

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Jen D. @HumanLevelJen]

Median career path pre-2000