Living in Eternal Hell (Cowboys Fan)

Cowboys | Yankees | Red Bull Racing | way too invested in my fantasy football teams

[YG @Young_Gritty]

We cannot let this become normalized

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

As a veteran, I hate that this man "salutes" during the anthem.

1. Generally speaking even Active Duty and Veterans don't salute in civies. You CAN, but most people just put their hands over their hearts.

2. He's not a veteran or active duty. POTUS is a civilian's office.

3. He's a fucking draft dodger. That's some stolen valor bullshit. You haven't earned that right, you fucking fuck.

4. If you're going to insist on being a valor thief, at least learn to salute properly instead of that lazy-ass, floppy-wristed, palm-out bullshit.

[Living in Eternal Hell (Cowboys Fan) @ButterKnowsBall]

@MorePerfectUS a large fry at @McDonalds now costs $6… do with that information as you wish

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

guys nobody has done P22-P1 yet he just yearns for a new record

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

Despite two trips to the grass, SVG finishes Atlanta in P6!

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Prince Andrew can be arrested for Epstein stuff because Kash Patel & Pam Bondi aren’t handling that case

[moh @vmohv]

AI Data Centers being built on top of dead children. I genuinely think you cannot get any more evil than that.

[Living in Eternal Hell (Cowboys Fan) @ButterKnowsBall]

@nut_history The Dagestan Yankees would be unstoppable. Khabib could be their strength and conditioning coach

[Living in Eternal Hell (Cowboys Fan) @ButterKnowsBall]

@FergSZN Way overdue for a jersey, I’m still rocking Jason Witten and Demarcus Ware 😭

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

LAST JERSEY GIVEAWAY OF THE YEAR

As the year comes to an end, I want to gift one last Christmas present to one lucky follower who will win this giveaway. You guys have helped me grow my account to 19K in less than a year, which is insane already, after starting the year at less than 10K, and I’m forever thankful for y’all. I am giving away a jersey of your choice from the Dallas Cowboys website! It can be Dak, Pickens, Lamb, anyone you want, even Kenneth Murray. The winner will be selected in 24hrs, Monday at 12pm.

All you have to do to enter is:

1) Follow @FergSZN
2) RT this post
3) comment under this post

Winner will be announced tomorrow. Love y’all, and thank you guys for an amazing year

[Poised Parlays @PoisedParlays]

justin herbert just looks at ladd mcconkey open every play then takes off with a broken hand lmfao

[TatumsMind™️ @TatumsMind]

They done took away ceedee and Achane from me

[DivaD4k @D4DDYD4K]

Dak Prescott wearing a ski….. yeah it’s over for the league

[Living in Eternal Hell (Cowboys Fan) @ButterKnowsBall]

Dak Prescott is the Tom Brady of Jameis Winstons

[Chase @Chase6D]

Drake Maye is a 23 year old. I promise you he is not sitting down every morning and watching “First Take”

No one under 45 is.. I’ve never met anyone who sits down at a TV and watches ESPN.

We only know who these guys are because we like making fun of how dumb they sound on the internet.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

They did the meme

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

“50-year mortgages. A cutting edge strategy to the housing crisis. You only pay $500,000 more in interest but it’s $600 less each month”

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery.

to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today.

now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive.

this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.