Branden Butterfield

If nobody comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[Softboy @softboywin]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

How do I know media brainwashing is real?

Obama’s ICE Chief received an award for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.

Trump’s ICE chief was called a Nazi.

It is the same person - Tom Homan.

The difference? What the media told people to believe.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Rowley when he broke his arm

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

If you need to bike naked in a parade with children in attendance, you should be in prison.

Full stop.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They really think this is what’s happening

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

It’s 6/23. 🗓️

HAPPY LEBRON DAY! 👑

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

THEY WAS FLIPPING WATER BOTTLES ON THEIR BENCH WHILE WE WAS DOWN 30 MAN WE WERE A JOKE

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

ITS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I will pay the fines for any @MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
@MLB is ANTI-CHRISTIAN

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink