Zach Lee

Just vibin, come vibe with me

[Carl Camel @TwoHumpChump]

@AnthropicAI

[Cielle | Strifuhn @Strifuhn]

"Bal'a dash malanore, it seems you passed out from mana shortage. Dawnwell? Elven unity? What are you talking about friend? Here, let's do fel crystals and enslave some demons."

[Liquid Thdlock @Thdlock]

This can be.

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

[Liquid Guild @LiquidGuild]

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[Seeking @seekingaround17]

Master has given dobby a glock

[Liquid Guild @LiquidGuild]

the imfiredup incident

[gia 🍃 @HuntressGia]

I could be in Azeroth right now but instead I’m 2 hours away from home at my job’s corporate office, so basically the irl Maw

[MARSOCwan2B @2brokefora249]

Me too Mr president

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Just got a notification from my bank about "suspicious activity."

Someone tried to use my card to buy $400 worth of Roblox gift cards. I know exactly who it was. My 10-year-old.

I went into his room. He was on his iPad playing Roblox, very focused, trying to look innocent.

I said "did you try to buy Robux with my credit card?" He said "no."

I showed him my phone with the fraud alert. $400 in attempted charges.

He got quiet. Then: "It was an accident."

I said how do you accidentally try to spend $400?

He said his friend told him how to find saved payment info in the browser. He was "just looking" and then "it kind of just happened."

Then he added: "I only tried to get the medium amount though. Not the big one."

This kid tried to steal from me but showed restraint about how much to steal.

I asked why he didn't go for the $1,000 option if he was already committing fraud.
He said "that seemed greedy. And you might notice."

So he calculated the optimal amount to steal. Enough Robux to matter. Not enough to trigger immediate attention.

He's 10 years old and already understands the concept of staying under detection thresholds.

I should be mad. I am mad.

But I'm also realizing this kid has better operational security instincts than half my IT team.

He committed fraud responsibly. That's somehow worse.

I told him he's grounded from Roblox for a month. And from my laptop forever. He said "that's fair."

Then he asked: "If I had done $200 would you have noticed?" The answer is probably not. And he knows it.

I'm either raising a future cybersecurity expert or a future criminal. Maybe both.

[gta franklin @grandtheftseed]

you're never gonna believe this

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

I was prompted to sign into mspaint today.

@Microsoft when you look back and wonder what went wrong for Windows...

It was this. This is what went wrong.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> check xitter
> ultra wealthy arguing
> accusing each other of beings PDF files
> splendid

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is your reminder: mental health is important.

Get off your computer.

Instead, lay in bed and scroll your phone.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Microsoft stock fell 11% today, a total loss equal to $400,000,000,000.

Despite constant growth from Microsoft, and cloud earnings exceeding expectations, investors expressed concern over "ballooning" AI spending.

Microsoft asserts their spending is due to being unable to meet customer demand for AI.

[Jack Freeman @jackfreeman]

Kash Patel flies private to Vegas to go trick off on that uglass girlfriend of his ON OUR DIME

Donald was golfing all damn year. ON OUR DIME

You mad bc this nigga rinses his ass