Carlyn

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: charging $18 for a salad is criminal!

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

@moirsy Omggg that it cuts off and we don’t get to see them absolutely lose it bc they just killed it

[jodie @jodieegrace]

it's like a rite of passage for girls in their mid 20's to have this tool set that their dad bought for them when they went to college

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

Complimented two girls on the subway on their dresses and asked where the dresses were from and they said “France!” and laughed lol

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

Why am I just hearing about confirmed UFOs and aliens now??? Why wasn’t this something every single person I know texted me…..?

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

@katt_f I am an ADULT because I have a CREDENZA

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

I am a Facebook marketplace business woman. Refurbished my whole apartment for $0 by wheeling and dealing. The money I made selling old pieces was exact amount needed for new pieces. I feel like a god.

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

@moirsy HEY DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

life is about trying the caesar salad at as many places as possible

[court ✰ @ttwaswift]

every time erastourresell tweets SOLD under a ticket posting, its almost like you can hear a boom like when a tribute dies in the hunger games

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

bought an outfit for a concert I don’t have tickets to is the way I’m living life

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

DANCE!! I don’t know how it gets better than this, @CapitalOne! I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway and I’m ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

More churches like this please!

Using their funds gained through non taxation status to actually help people in their communities!!!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048.

Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

@moirsy “Ah this is the Life” - Wilson

[Ursula Perano Helsel @UrsulaPerano]

What about Uber but for girlies prone to motion sickness. Soft-brake drivers only

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

I’ve deciphered the clue!! I know the code word!!! ✨✨✨✨

[Carlyn @CARL_me_crazy]

I wish I had a large following on Twitter or IG for nothing else but to source recommendations.

Plan my vacation for me! Keep me from researching every gyno ever! Tell me the product that changed your life so it can change mine too!!!