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@YahooSports Who?

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@CSG_FSU @BarstoolBigCat Intent was not there!

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@JonPgh Wrong again…get another edit in

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@davebftv Jesus Christ, it’s…it’s Michael Jordan

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@CollinRugg @SubxNews Have them patrol the southern border

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@HaterReport Chimps Chimp

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@grapesunwrapped Now do the beheaders

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@stoolpresidente Mamdani is more of a Jehadi Bolshevik than a New Yorker. You know, the type of person who isn’t that upset 9/11 happened…

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As a cocky, perhaps not humble enough soccer player at high school, this line hit home - “A kid can survive a standard. A grudge will follow him home.” Thanks Edgar Watson (@NCHSOFFICIAL), this article is about you. You killed dreams for over 30 years and got accolades for it - but never trophies (let that sink in)

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@MLBPipeline @whitesox @WSDashBaseball Anyone else seeing Trout-esque swing there?

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You must tune into the Sox game right now. 80’s night and it’s Steve Stone and Bob Costas.

Its the dream combo - im not sure how to explain it, but their voices harmonized sounds like baseball

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Assuming independent votes with true p=0.3 support, P(0 votes in 24,000) = 0.7^24000 ≈ 2.25 × 10^{-3718}.

That's 1 in ~4.4 × 10^{3717} — smaller than picking one specific atom in the universe at random, repeatedly.

Statistically, this outcome is effectively impossible under fair random sampling. It points to either non-representative ballots or an anomaly.

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@BrickTop187 @fiago7 “But wait, did you see the small rooms, terrible plumbing, and over priced tomato dishes…”

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@Terry12L @fiago7 Thanks Bot Boterson

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@Piquelme21 @fiago7 Thanks Bot Boterson…!!!

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@sweetpea_nutz @GovPritzker Don’t forget about Rivian…

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@jon_greenberg Who gives a shit - we’re out of this hell hole

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@SleeperPackers He’s as soft as a Packers fan’s face. BEARS NATION, can I get the clip of him shrinking at the goal line against Swift please!

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@jon_greenberg PILOT tax agreement like every other team in NFL, pay for infrastructure as a government should - it wasn’t that hard. I hate that nepotistic family, but this isn’t on them.

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@Superstition_AZ @NUCLRGOLF Very hard to argue for Chicago-metro these days.