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@RedDragonVera @paolini Blasphemy

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I’m positive the 100 men vs 1 gorilla meme is just a way to trick society into killing another gorilla thus bringing forth 10 more years of bad luck… don’t fall for it. #ripharambe

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Wotagei is just skanking with glowsticks.

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In Scottish, the word for "friend" is "charaid" (pronounced "kah-rich") which comes from Scots Gaelic; "a charaid" would mean "my friend…

In Courage the Cowardly Dog, Muriel is Scottish.. she didn’t name her dog Courage.. she named him Charaid.. Her Friend..

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@paolini

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@colliemogs There’s a few but these 2 come to mind

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@WholesomeMeme Things we’re never gonna do
- Give you up
- Let you down
- run around
- desert you

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@VertigoWarrior Why does this horse look like Joe Exotic?

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“A wedding without cheese is a sad wedding.” - My Girlfriend

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So begins my 24 hour fast before the great Turkeypocolypse

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@MAGFest Hell yeah

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Tell me why my 5 foot tall 120lbs girlfriend takes up 85% of our queen sized bed leaving me, her 6 foot tall 240lbs boyfriend, dangling off the edge like I’m goddam Mufasa 😑

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You can only say “It is what it is” so many times before you start wondering “why is it gotta be what it is?”

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FUCK THE MONDAY

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At what point is it appropriate to start dressing like a Jedi? Cause that shit looks comfy

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It’s a good thing Billy the Kid died young, cause “Billy the Middle Aged Man” doesn’t have the same ring to it

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@GigaBasedDad Dark chocolate xD

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@CowDemon Mine was a fold out couch xD

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Listening to boomers talk about what it was like for them growing up poor and I’m sitting here thinking, “wait, you had a bed when you were a kid?”

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So.. nobody wants to say it?… okay then, guess I’ll say it…
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S’mores are not that good