Caroline

Pinin' for the fjords

[Caroline @CBroChill]

Hey, @Ticketmaster - I’m supposed to go to a show tonight but can’t access the tickets I bought. Error 404/Forbidden/Pardon the Interruption messages. What am I supposed to do here?

[Caroline @CBroChill]

Spotify made me a single playlist consisting of: Weird Al, Slayer, Bo Burnham, Slipknot, a song from The Book of Mormon, Less Than Jake, Richard Cheese and the Misfits.

...the algorithms are on to me.

[Caroline @CBroChill]

Oh hey twitter happy 2019. Idk if it’ll beat 2018 but we’ll see!

[Caroline @CBroChill]

@PickleBacon @SpiritAirlines I’m flying with them on Saturday and someone else told me they had a smiler experience to yours. Eeek.

[Senator Dianne Feinstein @SenFeinstein]

UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced.

RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Please RT if you think that every Senator should be given enough time to read a multi-trillion dollar piece of legislation.

[Caroline @CBroChill]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Your 2 year old has been spending too much time with its grandfather.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

making my way downtown
walking fast
you're going to hell
if you smoke pot

[Caroline @CBroChill]

@FootieSLP https://t.co/motPfSehh7

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: NO ABORTION!
Us: Yikes ok then birth control?
GOP: NOOO
Us: Wait so maternity care?
GOP: LOL FUCK U!
Us: Childcare?
GOP: ASSAULT RIFLES

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

All Americans R granted rights 2 peaceful protests
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable-JFK

[Caroline @CBroChill]

@SLPancakes The 'wa. No question.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.

[Caroline @CBroChill]

A bromance for the ages. Ahh. Miss these days. https://t.co/s4Lr6K1ldG

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Your service has been a great gift to the country, and your friendship and brotherhood are a great gift to me. Happy birthday, @BarackObama.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Since u know nothing about the American government we should just change the locks on the White House and say that's how impeachment works. https://t.co/VG5cR5ARDn

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Pretty much everyone agrees that if it wasn't for the expensive transgender medical costs, we would have won the Vietnam War. https://t.co/layTJk1Fx8

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Here is the first teaser for big Hollywood movie THE DISASTER ARTIST!!!!!!!

[Caroline @CBroChill]

When you spend your night with your boyfriends family quoting Monty Python around a bonfire, you know you've found a keeper.